Noodle Jokes

Check out this collection of noodle-based jokes to make everyone laugh, from ramen and pot noodles to pool noodles! From the classic 'Why did the noodle go to the dentist?' to the unique 'Why did the fettuccine take the Ziti to school?', get ready to get your noodle-humor on!

Hilarious Noodle Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae?

A Pastafarian.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An ImPASTA!

What do you call a religious noodle?

A pene-costal

3 in 1 QA jokes

Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator

jokes about noodle

I ordered a bowl of spaghetti and found a linguine noodle at the bottom

he was an impasta

I can't find this joke.

No, that was not a setup for a joke, I can't remember the original joke that goes something like
"I'm as straight as an uncooked noodle."
"Well even noodles get curvy when things get steamy," or whatever.
I can't find it and I'm frustrated.
Please help. If anybody finds it I'll reply a joke to them.

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

Noodle joke, How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

Did you hear about the new Vietnamese noodle / southern BBQ fusion restaurant?

It's called Pho-Q

You can explore noodle ziti reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean noodle pasta dad jokes. There are also noodle puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What font does a beef noodle stall use?

Times Niurou Mian

(Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)

Then there was the noodle who wanted all his life to be an M...

but when he finally got his wish, no one believed him cause he was an M pasta...

What do you call a noodle on a street corner?

A pasta-tute.

What do you call a handjob in a swimming pool?

A pull noodle

Don't eat royal sausage in Vietnamese noodle soup

Trust me, it's the Pho King Wurst

Noodle joke, Don't eat royal sausage in Vietnamese noodle soup

How much do noodles cost?

How much do noodles cost? About a penne.

Are you boiling water?

Are you boiling water, because you make my noodle soft.

How much did those noodles weigh?

Won Ton!

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

An impasta!

What do you call the greatest royalty of Vietnamese noodle soup?

The best PhoKing you'll ever know

What's a cannibal's favorite kind of noodle?

Rawmen

Did you hear that Eminem was opening a noodle restaurant in Tokyo?

He *is* very good at ramen.

Why was the pasta noodle kicked off of the subway?

They realized he was stroganoff

How does an Asian noodle say goodbye

Chow main

What do you call a noodle that doesn't belong?

An impasta ;)

Noodle joke, What do you call a noodle that doesn't belong?

[OC?I just heard that superstar Phil Collins has an irrational fear of eating an inauthentic Vietnamese noodle dish.

He calls it faux-pho-phobia.

The biggest instant noodle company in Japan just went out of business

People are calling it the Fall of the Ramen Empire

Vietnamese waiters are rude

I went to a busy Vietnamese noodle soup restaurant.

The waiter asked me to join the line.

I ask him "whaat... ?"

He pointed to the line and told me "pho queue"

What's the heaviest noodle in the world?

Wanton Noodles.

Did you hear that the spaghetti noodle got into a car accident?

Paramedics tried to save him, but in the end, he pasta-way.

How do you spell Japanese noodle?

U don'

What do you call a fake noodle?

An im-pasta.

Lol, sorry if it's corny. Pizza hut guy came and my delivery request was to tell a joke. Shout out to delivery dude!

What did one stoner noodle say to the other?

Pasta blunt homie.

What do bloods eat when they get sick?

Chicken noodle suuu wooop!

What do you call a scared noodle?

Fettuccine Afraid-o!

What's the WiFi password at a Vietnamese noodle shop?

123pho5

How do noodles end their prayers?

Ramen.

A Vietnamese restaurant is offering herbed potato sticks served with a bowl of noodle soup.

Thyme fries when you're having pho.

What do you call a noodle who has no friends?

Macalonely

A Jewish man on his deathbed is talking to his daughter.

The man smells noodle kugel (a traditional Jewish food) coming from the kitchen downstairs and reminds his daughter that it's his favorite food. He asks her to go get him some for his last meal- he knows he will die very soon. The man's daughter goes downstairs, and comes back with no kugel. The man asks why she didn't bring any. The daughter says:

Mom said it's for after.

What do you call a noodle hotel?

The Ram Inn

What do you call a gluten free noodle?

An impasta

What do you call a noodle pretending to be someone else

An impasta

Threw out a noodle I found in a packet of spaghetti.

It was the impasta.

A Macaroni, a Penne and a Spaghetti were drinking wine in a bar one evening. They saw a noodle sitting by himself and discussed inviting him to join them.

They all agreed he looked Cannelloni.

EDIT; Thank you for all the awards, I guess I pasta test!

I stopped by my favorite noodle place on my lunch break, but the line to get in was out the door.

There was no way I'd be able to order and get back to work on time, it was a real pho queue.

A Macaroni, a Penne and a Spaghetti were drinking wine in a bar one evening. They saw a noodle sitting by himself and discussed inviting him to join them.

They all agreed he looked Cannelloni.

How dou you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta.

What's a noodle that only costs one cent?

Penne

What do noodles say when they finish praying?

Ramen

What condition does a noodle have when it doesn't feel like it's good enough?

Impasta syndrome!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the noodle pot noodle puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working noodle ramen noodle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes