Noob Jokes
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My favorite burn I've gotten for being trans
I was born female and transitioned to male. Early on in my transition, my gf and I were playing a video game, and I called her a noob when she died.
Her: Yeah okay Pinocchio.
Me: Pinocchio?
Her: You know... "I want to be a real boy!"
Selling Condoms
An 18-yr-old starts work as a pharmacist's assistant. The pharmacist is showing the new kid around the aisles when they stop at the c**... display and the kid asks why they come in different quantities per package.
The pharmacist tells the noob that the 3-packs are for high school guy, who gets it on once on Friday night, once on Saturday and once on Sunday.
The 6-packs are for the more-experienced college guys, who do it twice each on Friday night, Saturday and Sunday.
So the kid says, "what about these 12-packs?"
The pharmacist replies "the 12-packs are for the guys who've been married for a long time - January, February, March..."
Why did Han Solo call Chewbacca a noob?
He made a Wookiee mistake
How can Noobies become a God in game?
... Anubis
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Noob.
Noob who?
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Noobody expects the Spanish inquisition
BREAKING: Messi has just been substituted by a noob player, these are the words of the coach post-game!
"Ah woops, wrong sub"
What do you call someone who's clueless about breast implants?
b**... noob
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