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Comical Noob Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What is a good noob joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My favorite burn I've gotten for being trans

I was born female and transitioned to male. Early on in my transition, my gf and I were playing a video game, and I called her a noob when she died.
Her: Yeah okay Pinocchio.
Me: Pinocchio?
Her: You know... "I want to be a real boy!"

Selling Condoms

An 18-yr-old starts work as a pharmacist's assistant. The pharmacist is showing the new kid around the aisles when they stop at the c**... display and the kid asks why they come in different quantities per package.
The pharmacist tells the noob that the 3-packs are for high school guy, who gets it on once on Friday night, once on Saturday and once on Sunday.
The 6-packs are for the more-experienced college guys, who do it twice each on Friday night, Saturday and Sunday.
So the kid says, "what about these 12-packs?"
The pharmacist replies "the 12-packs are for the guys who've been married for a long time - January, February, March..."

Why did Han Solo call Chewbacca a noob?

He made a Wookiee mistake

How can Noobies become a God in game?

... Anubis

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?
Noob.
Noob who?
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Noobody expects the Spanish inquisition

BREAKING: Messi has just been substituted by a noob player, these are the words of the coach post-game!

"Ah woops, wrong sub"

What do you call someone who's clueless about breast implants?

b**... noob

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