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Cheerful Fun Noo Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What is a good noo joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My little sister's sick burn

She's 7, which makes this so much better.
Her: Hey /u/Teeplaysgames, wanna know why Mom named Noah (our brother) Noah?
Me: Sure, why?
Her: Because the first time she saw him, she yelled "NOO! AHHHH!" and the doctor just wrote that down.

d**... autocorrect!

My Wife texted me a selfie in a new dress and asked "Does this make my b**... look big?"
I texted back "Noo!"
My phone autocorrected my response to "Moo!"
Please send help!

Santa: What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon!
Santa: noo, be realistic
Me: a girlfriend
Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend?


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