Nononsense Jokes
4 nononsense jokes and hilarious nononsense puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nononsense that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Share These Nononsense Jokes With Friends
Laughable Nononsense Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What is a good nononsense joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Did you know that Bruce Lee had a very stern, no-nonsense father?
Serious Lee.
Why did the no-nonsense scatologist who was pulled over for speeding have an infant in the car?
Doc Brown told him "When this baby hits 88 MPH..."
An elderly couple had just learned how to text.
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."
The husband texted back to her:
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
Please Advise?
An older couple had just learned how to send text messages on their new cell phones. The wife was the romantic type and the husband more of the no-nonsense type.
One afternoon the wife went out with some friends for coffee. Being the romantic women she was, she decided to send her husband a text to let him know she was thinking of him.
It read:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."
A couple minutes later the husband text back, "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
Share These Nononsense Jokes With Friends