Nono Jokes

A boy walks in on his parents

A Boy walked in on his parents having s**.... They said; "We're making you a baby brother or sister." He said; "Nono, Do it d**...-style. I'd rather have a puppy."

Rap Battle

Hey, can you pick me up from my rap battle?, It's over.
Sure, did you win?
No..no, I lost
What went wrong?
Well grandma, they saw you drop me off and did a pretty devastating rhyme about it.

A non-observable electron...

...went into two bars...

What is the biggest no-no during s**...?

Your wife walking in.

Rule number one of the English language: The use of double negatives is a big no-no

Why should you never use double negatives in English?

Because they're just a no-no.

A Cuban just arrived on a raft...

And is being interviewed when they ask him Name? "Manolo".
s**...? "Two to three times a week"
No,no i mean Male or Female? "Well whatever I can get that week"

Why did the no-nonsense scatologist who was pulled over for speeding have an infant in the car?

Doc Brown told him "When this baby hits 88 MPH..."

I was out shopping tonight, when I saw a new brand of condoms called, "Olympic." Trying to get in to the spirit of things, I bought a pack and when I got home, I sprinted in singing the Olympic theme song and proudly showed them to my wife...

"Olympic condoms!?" she asked. "What makes them so special? Are we only going to use them once every four years?!"
Chuckling, I replied, "No,no! You see, there are three colors, Gold, Silver and Bronze!"
"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asked cheekily.
"Gold of course!" I said proudly.
She retorted, "Really?! Why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"