Nonexistent Jokes

Funniest Nonexistent Short Jokes

Short nonexistent jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nonexistent humour may include short absent jokes also.

1. Women treat me like I'm God. They act like I'm non-existent and only talk to me when they need something from me.
2. My girlfriend is like the square root of negative one hundred A perfect ten, but non-existent
3. The "Personal life" section of my Wikipedia article is actually pretty accurate. It's non-existent.
4. What do my tesla model 3 and nonexistant girlfriend have in common? Neither of them ever came
5. How are white privilege and centrifugal force similar? They're both nonexistent in the same way. *Because they both only exist in specific frames of reference.
6. If i had a Salt c**... for every imaginary non-existant gender Hold up, why is there a 2 mile long line of Tuc delivery trucks in the frontyard?

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Nonexistent One Liners

Which nonexistent one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nonexistent? I can suggest the ones about existence and empty.

1. My girlfriend is like the square root of -100 A solid 10 but non-existent
2. My social life is like an oxygen mask Nonexistant unless something bizarre happens
3. my girlfriend is like the square root of -100 A 10 out of 10, but also non-existing
4. My girlfriend is like my will to live Nonexistent.
5. Why wouldn't a "Fight Club" video game sell well? The marketing would be nonexistent.
6. I like my sleep schedule like I like my love life Non-existent
7. What do you call A man doing Laundry? Non-existent
8. My Love Life is Like my Ferrari... It's nonexistent
9. I like my women like my self-esteem Crippled and non-existent.
10. Non-existent fingers... You can't count on them
11. I like my marriage life like how I like my humor. Nonexistent
12. My s**... is like Hillary Clinton emails non-existent..
13. My sense of humor is just like my s**... life Nonexistent

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What funny jokes about nonexistent you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean imaginary jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nonexistent pranks.