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A prisoner spends years digging a tunnel out of jail ...
He comes up inside a preschool yard. He starts jumping up and down and screaming "I'm free!! I'm free!!"
A little kid tugs on his pants. The prisoner looks down and the kid says nonchalantly: "So what? I'm four."
America vs Russia
An American and a Russian are arguing about freedom in their respective countries. The American says proudly: I can walk into the Oval Office anytime, I can pound the president's desk, and I can say, Mr. President, I don't like the way you're running our country."
The Russian replies nonchalantly: "Yes sir, I can do that too. I can go into the Kremlin to the President's office, I can pound his desk and say, Comrade President, I don't like the way President Biden's running his country.''
So my wife asked me yesterday "What would you do if You and I were 'Adam and Eve'?"
I replied nonchalantly, **"I'd fap and go to sleep. That would solve most problems."**
P.S: A'yup, I slept on the couch. :/
Hey, you funny fellows, what are some nonchalant jokes to tell people that do not sound like a joke at first?
I need to impress my friends with Internet stuff, gosh.
I went to the most nonchalent doctor for an MRI scan...
...after all the trouble of going in the machine he randomly decided to cancel the appointment before even turning the machine on.
Zero flux given.
My wife made grilled cheese for dinner 4 days in a row
I come up to her and say "What's up honey, don't you have enough time to make dinner?"
She nonchalantly replies "No, I do"
Surprised, I quickly say "Then how come you're not taking the time to make a better and more nutritious dinner?"
She smirks and replies "The last 4 nights in bed, you had plenty of time, but you decided to finish quickly."
I've never loved this joke but I'm posting as a result of a previous, lesser joke (my opinion, prove me wrong)
A man sees a beautiful woman on the street realizing he must have her, he propositions;
"I'll give you $10,000 for you to make love to me" he says
Considering the financial windfall the woman accepts.
The man then asks frugally "ok how about $500?"
Insulted the woman replies "what kind of woman do you think I am?"
Nonchalantly his reply "We've already established that, now we're deciding on a price"
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