Nonbinary Jokes

Funniest Nonbinary Short Jokes

Short nonbinary jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nonbinary humour may include short transgender jokes also.

1. Why did the non-binary prospector move West in 1849? Because there was gold up in them/their hills.
2. I was real upset when I lost my nonbinary friend at the store But I felt better when someone told me "They're there"
3. What do you say to comfort your non-binary friends after they get misgendered? Their their
4. Homophobes assume that because I'm in the LGBTQ+ community I must have some kind of gay agenda. ... How many times do I have to explain to them? I'm non-binary! I don't have agenda at all!
5. Two computers walk into a bar. The first computer says 1110001010011011. The second computer replies 2 . The first computer says, Oh, so you're non-binary?
6. Stole this one: I'm starting a dating app for transmascs and nonbinaries It's called Bindr
7. I refuse to accept non-binary Quantum computers are expressly forbidden in this house.
   (Everyone I know cringed, so I figured yall may like it.)
8. My LGBTQ+ programmer friend told me they were having trouble with some data inputs the other day... I think it's because they're non-binary
9. There are 11 types of people binary, non-binary and those who think it's a transphobic joke
10. What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children? A transparency review.

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Nonbinary One Liners

Which nonbinary one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nonbinary? I can suggest the ones about west and gender.

1. What did the person who was about to come out as non-binary say? I'm almost they're
2. Demi Lovato announced they are non-binary today Congratulations Themi Lovato!
3. What does a non-binary person do on the toilet? They/She/It
4. Ten of my Family Members are Non-Binary Doesn't matter to me though, I love them both.
5. *Tips fedora to cute non-binary girl* m'theydy
6. I'm Jewish and Nonbinary. My pronouns are oy/they.
7. What does a gender-ambiguous robot identify as? Non\-binary.
8. Where are non-binary people buried? A themetery.
9. Why was the robot cancelled? Because it didn't accept non-binary arguments
10. Robots dont have genders. They're Non-Binary.
11. How do you measure a non-binary person's temperature? With a themometer!
12. I was bitten by a nonbinary vampire last night... They came from Trans-Sylvania.
13. What gender do AI identify as? Probably not non-binary
14. What pronouns does a Chicagoan use to identify as non-binary? Dey or dem
15. Why don't numbers have genders? Because apart from 0 and 1, all of them are non-binary

Hilarious Nonbinary Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about nonbinary you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean trans jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nonbinary pranks.