Nonalcoholic Jokes

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Funniest Nonalcoholic Short Jokes

Short nonalcoholic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nonalcoholic humour may include short fill jokes also.

1. Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your sister It tastes the same but it's just not right.
2. Non-alcoholic beer is like eating out your sister. It tastes the same but it's still wrong.
3. Non-alcoholic beer is a lot like goin down on your cousin... It tastes the same but it just ain't right
4. What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common? Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.
5. A man is at a business conference, and he's looking for something to drink that's non-alcoholic. He asks the waiter where the line is for punch. The waiter points at a sign that reads... [Punchline]
6. They say drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your sister. I wouldn't know because I've never drank non-alcoholic beer.
7. We all know Donald Trump doesn't drink alcohol. But did you know he won't drink non-alcoholic beer either? It's fake booze.
8. Drinking non-alcohol beer is like to eat out your own sister: the same taste but something is wrong
9. Drinking nonalcoholic beer is like eating out your own sister... ...it tastes right, but it is wrong.
10. Another Kavanaugh yearbook entry has surfaced that the good judge promises refers to the non-alcoholic juice they served democrats at Georgetown Prep parties. d**...

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Nonalcoholic One Liners

Which nonalcoholic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nonalcoholic? I can suggest the ones about drinker and booze.

1. What is the most Canadian non-alcoholic drink? American beer.
2. What did one non-alcoholic beer say to the other? How come we never get drunk?
3. What do you call a tavern that only serves non-alcoholic drinks? A pro-teen bar
4. Alcoholics and Non-Alcoholics simply don't mix well. Like a Jägerbomb.
5. What do you call a non-alcoholic grapefruit soda? A v**... squirt

Hilarious Fun Nonalcoholic Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about nonalcoholic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean alcoholic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nonalcoholic pranks.