Non Sequitur Jokes

Funniest Non Sequitur Short Jokes

Short non sequitur jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The non sequitur humour may include short sequel jokes also.

1. You know what they say about non sequiturs... I LOVE pineapple upside down cake!
   (I just made this up today, and I'm so proud. I told my coworkers, but they told me to stop doing drugs.)
2. Non-sequitur A non-sequitur doesn't follow; for instance, I once had a really unmotivated stalker.
3. My rich friend just hired a maid who he calls Non Sequitur. Because she's Latin and does not follow.
4. What's with people replying with unrelated jokes on this sub? The non-sequitur is always in the comments.
5. Here's the thing about non sequiturs... I can never find a pillow that fits the size of my head
6. There once was a family executor There once was a family executor
   Who was heavily prone to non sequitur
   For the reading of the will
   As the heirs all sat quite still
   Cucumber.

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Non Sequitur One Liners

Which non sequitur one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with non sequitur? I can suggest the ones about nonsense and unrelated.

1. How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb? Yes
2. I like my women like I like my non sequiturs... Baseball is fun.
3. HR The Movie: Now it's personnel. More of a non sequitur really
4. I was reading a book on non-sequiturs Turns out apple cores are edible.
5. We call our new maid Non Sequitur, ...because she's Latin and she doesn't follow.
6. I just learned about non-sequiturs. Apparently Skyrim is a really fun game.
7. You know what I like better than a good non-sequitur? .
8. Why do they call it a non-sequitur? Riot gear.
9. I'm not racist, but... I do enjoy a good non sequitur.
10. I've come here to make non sequiturs and kick a**..., and I'm all out of pineapples.

Hilarious Fun Non Sequitur Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about non sequitur you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean necessarily jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make non sequitur pranks.