Nominated Oscar Jokes
13 nominated oscar jokes and hilarious nominated oscar puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nominated oscar that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Nominated Oscar Short Jokes
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- Despite having no nominations this year, I'm certain that black folks will clean up at The Oscars.
- Why hasn't Liam Neeson been nominated for another Oscar in the last 10 years? All his roles have been Taken
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
- I bet the bear from The Revenant would have been nominated for an Oscar... If he was a Polar bear
- If you thought black people were mad about the Oscars... wait until the nominations come out for the World's Greatest Dad Award.
- Its terrible how so few black people get nominated for an Oscar It's so sad they're not as talented as white people.
- Christopher Plummer got an Oscar Nomination for a performance he did entirely in reshoots. Henry Cavill's mustache was robbed.
- Oscar Isaac wasn't nominated so far despite his performances in Inside Llewyn Davis and Ex Machina Talk about an Oscar being snubbed
- Did you know movies highly rated by Rotten Tomatoes like the new Star Wars movies, the Harry Potter movies, and the Marvel movies are oscar-nominated? Oscar likes trash!
- If you ever feel like you can't do something, just remember... s**... Squad is an Oscar nominated film.
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Nominated Oscar One Liners
Which nominated oscar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nominated oscar? I can suggest the ones about oscar nomination and nominated.
- Where is Wallace at? Where is his oscar nomination?
Hilarious Nominated Oscar Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about nominated oscar you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean oscar winning jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nominated oscar pranks.
The Tiger Woods short story using every nominated film of the 2010 Oscars.
"We all thought Tiger Woods was a Serious Man. Then, last November he really s**... Up. Those Inglorious b**... all came forward, not from District 9, but from the red light district. Tiger got caught from The Blind Side with his pants down. His Precious world then entered The Hurt Locker. He received An Education in Mississippi on s**... Addiction where he was told even as an Avatar, it’s still considered Cheating! After all this, his golf career is Up in the Air."