Nominated Jokes

Funniest Nominated Short Jokes

Short nominated jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nominated humour may include short elected jokes also.

1. I was pretty mad when they told me my flat earth movie was nominated for an award. Golden globes
2. The Flat Earth society have made a new documentary.... .....which has been nominated for the Golden Globe award.
3. I was just notified that I have been nominated as the craziest man alive. The message was beamed directly into my skull.
4. Why did the farmer get nominated for an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
   Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony?
   Because he was out standing in his field.
5. Why hasn't Liam Neeson been nominated for another Oscar in the last 10 years? All his roles have been Taken
6. Kid Rock announced he won't be running for the Republican Michigan Senate nomination . This come as a great relief to Democratic challenger Kid Scissors.
7. Someone's written an album about thermometers... I've heard it's been nominated for a Mercury Prize.
8. I've been nominated for president of the flat-earth society. Not sure if I should feel flattered or if this is going to have a flipside.
9. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
10. If I could nominate just one person to NEVER be my bartender, it would be Eminem He insists 'you only get one shot'.
    Like I'm gonna get drunk off of one shot.. pffft

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Nominated One Liners

Which nominated one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nominated? I can suggest the ones about proposed and invited.

1. Titanic be like "I nominate all passengers for the ice bucket challenge!"
2. Donald Trump has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize For real
3. I saw Stranger Things has 6 golden globe nominations... Should have Eleven.
4. How do you describe eating just the right amount? Nom Nom Nominal
5. American... Nomination Process
6. Feel the Bern ..... Of Bernie Sanders not getting the democratic nomination.
7. Where is Wallace at? Where is his oscar nomination?
8. What is the best stand-up routine of our time? I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

Nominated Oscar Jokes

Here is a list of funny nominated oscar jokes and even better nominated oscar puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I bet the bear from The Revenant would have been nominated for an Oscar... If he was a Polar bear
• Christopher Plummer got an Oscar Nomination for a performance he did entirely in reshoots. Henry Cavill's mustache was robbed.
• Oscar Isaac wasn't nominated so far despite his performances in Inside Llewyn Davis and Ex Machina Talk about an Oscar being snubbed
• Did you know movies highly rated by Rotten Tomatoes like the new Star Wars movies, the Harry Potter movies, and the Marvel movies are oscar-nominated? Oscar likes trash!

Happy Nominated Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about nominated you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean elected president jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nominated pranks.