Nolan Jokes

Funniest Nolan Short Jokes

Short nolan jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nolan humour may include short villain jokes also.

1. When Chris Pine was approached to star in Christopher Nolan's new war time epic.. "No thanks I've done Kirk"
2. Apparently they asked Chris Pine if he wanted to be in the new Christopher Nolan movie that's out this week ... "No done Kirk" he said.
3. Which Hollywood director always gets problems with his internet connection? Christopher NoLAN
4. Christopher Nolan was directing a scene when the chopper Batman was flying suddenly burst into flames. Nolan yelled, "CHRISTIAN, BAIL!!"
5. My friend asked me about my thoughts on Christopher Nolan Oh you mean the guy that wrote Mind Fuckery Dreams? And then More Space less Mindfuck but Make You Cry?
6. Christopher has an Internet connection but cannot surf the Web. Because he's Christopher Nolan (NoLAN).
7. What does Christopher Nolan call a movie with a baby within a baby within a baby . . . Conception.

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Nolan One Liners

Which nolan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nolan? I can suggest the ones about hulk and bat.

1. Who is the director of the first wireless movie? Christopher No-LAN
2. If Christopher Nolan makes a sequel to Inception, He should start at the top.
3. Christopher Nolan always turns down the chance to smoke a blunt He prefers a BONNGGG
4. Christopher Nolan and Leo Dicaprio walk into a bar and then they walk into another one
5. What do you call a man without a network connection? Nolan
6. Why does Christopher Nolan not play multiplayer games? Because he has no LAN.
7. What did Stanley Kowalski say to Christopher Nolan? "INTERSTELLAAAAAR!!!!"
8. Why did Christopher Nolan cross the road? To get to the...
9. What's Christopher Nolan's favorite place to eat? Dunkirk Donuts
10. What is Christopher Nolan's favorite instrument? The stopwatch.
11. What hairstyle does Christopher Nolan get at the barber? A director's cut
12. What's Christopher Nolan's favorite song? BBBRRAAAAAAAHHHHHMMM...'s lullaby.
13. So, you are watching a Christopher Nolan movie? Do you even have a PhD?

Laughter Nolan Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about nolan you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean batman jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nolan pranks.