The Best 35 Nokia Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Nokia jokes. There are some nokia ios jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these nokia nokia phone puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Nokia Jokes and Puns

Do you know who was the biggest sponser of the movie Human Centipede?


Nokia - Connecting people


An apple

A sudden desert storm had made a traveler lost his direction. The only thing he had was an apple. It was so precious, whenever he was thirsty or hungry, he would only look at the apple, then he would walk again full of hope.

Unfortunately, he still died in the desert. It was written on the police report: He would have walked out of the desert if he had had a Samsung or Nokia.

My girlfriend wants me to get a new phone

My girlfriend and I were sitting on a plane heading towards america, she kept on nagging at me telling me to get a new phone, (old nokia brick) Then she kept on repeating, get a new one get a new one!!!! Finally i gave into the temptation and got a new girlfriend.

Nokia joke, My girlfriend wants me to get a new phone

Why couldn't the Italian phone salesman open up his shop...

He had a Nokia

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

I drove my car into a river and watched it turn into a mobile phone...

One minute, a Kia.
Next minute, Nokia.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

Nokia joke, Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

I'm the Nokia phone in a room full of iphones

I entered a contest to win a car, but ended up winning a phone

It was Nokia, but it was still a great prize.

Chuck Norris caught all pokemons.

With nokia 3310.

The Nokia 3310 was ahead of its time...

Dust proof, water proof, had a nearly infinite battery life, indestructible, AND no audio jack!

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?


Why couldn't Mario unlock his phone?

Because he had a Nokia.

Thank you for your email

Sent from my Nokia 3330.

Invented after another Blackberry brag footnote.

I broke my leg today

Accidentally left my Nokia on vibrate and left it in my pocket

Husband on second day of marriage...

...goes to the beautician who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her beautifully packed iphone 7 plus box.

She opened the box with great happiness and was depressed to see a Nokia 1100.

Husband smiled and said
' same feeling '

Nokia joke, Husband on second day of marriage...

I just found my old Nokia and connected it with my power bank.

The power bank is now fully charged again.

I've found my old Nokia phone so I connected it to a powerbank.

Powerbank is now full. Phone still has 3 bars.

The cost of dropping your phone on the floor

If you drop your iPhone on the floor the cost of getting the phone repaired is 149$.

If you drop your HTC on the floor the cost of getting the phone repaired is 200$.

If you drop your Nokia on the floor the cost of getting the floor repaired is 2000$.

Husband on second day of marriage :-

He went to the makeup artist who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her a beautifully packed iphone X box.

Make up artist opened the box with great happiness but was suddenly depressed to see a Nokia 1100.

Husband smiled and said "same feeling I had when I saw my wife this morning"

I dropped my Nokia today.

Now I'm upset because I have to replace my floor.

I accidentally dropped my Nokia phone on the table and broke it

Had to buy a new table

What do you call a Kia with push button start?


Why didn't Nokia release it's last smartphone ?

Because they couldn't Finnish it.

Once I got annoyed with my Nokia and threw it at the wall

Now I'm in jail for murdering my neighbour

What nokia and human centipede have in common?

Connecting people

I bet in 2000 years they're gonna be digging up the rubble of our destroyed earth and they'll find a Nokia still on half battery.

Long after the death of all humans, a group of aliens come to Earth.

The first thing they find? A Nokia phone still on half battery and in working condition.

What's the difference between Nokia, Samsung and iPhone?

When Nokia drops = earthquake
When Samsung drops = explosion
When iPhone drops = owner gets a heart attack

The first Person to drop a Nokia made a discovery-

A groundbreaking one

What do you call a phone that can't connect to Bluetooth on a kia?

A Nokia

Buy a cheap phone, but don't buy a cheap car

Buy No*kia*

After being shorted by hedge funds, Gamestop, AMC, Blackberry and Nokia are watching those funds cry about their losses

I guess you could say those... companies love misery

I've just crashed my brand new Kia

Now i have nokia....

What's the opposite of KIA?


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