Nokia Jokes
52 nokia jokes and hilarious nokia puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nokia that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Nokia Short Jokes
Short nokia jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nokia humour may include short cellphone jokes also.
- I just found my old Nokia and connected it with my power bank. The power bank is now fully charged again.
- I've found my old Nokia phone so I connected it to a powerbank. Powerbank is now full. Phone still has 3 bars.
- Do you know who was the biggest sponser of the movie Human Centipede? Nokia.
Nokia - Connecting people
Sorry. - Once I got annoyed with my Nokia and threw it at the wall Now I'm in jail for murdering my neighbour
- I bet in 2000 years they're gonna be digging up the rubble of our destroyed earth and they'll find a Nokia still on half battery.
- My Nokia slipped out of my hand and landed on top of my car so I took it to Best Buy But they said they don't fix cars
- After being shorted by hedge funds, Gamestop, AMC, Blackberry and Nokia are watching those funds cry about their losses I guess you could say those... companies love misery
- The Nokia 3310 was ahead of its time... Dust proof, water proof, had a nearly infinite battery life, indestructible, AND no audio jack!
- Thank you for your email Sent from my Nokia 3330.
Invented after another Blackberry brag footnote. - Chuck Norris caught all pokemons. With nokia 3310.
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Nokia One Liners
Which nokia one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nokia? I can suggest the ones about screenshot and battery.
- What do you call a Kia with push button start? Nokia
- Did you hear about the guy who traded his car for an old cellphone? Now he's got Nokia
- What's the opposite of KIA? Nokia
- I dropped my Nokia today. Now I'm upset because I have to replace my floor.
- Guys, I just crashed my KIA. Now I have... NOKIA
- The first Person to drop a Nokia made a discovery- A groundbreaking one
- Buy a cheap phone, but don't buy a cheap car Buy No*kia*
- I've just crashed my brand new Kia Now i have nokia....
- What do you call a phone that can't connect to Bluetooth on a kia? A Nokia
- What does it take to break a Nokia phone? Microsoft.
- I've just wrecked my new Kia. Now I have NOKIA.
- What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock? A Nokia
- I'm the Nokia phone in a room full of iphones
- What nokia and human centipede have in common? Connecting people
- I accidentally dropped my Nokia phone on the table and broke it Had to buy a new table
Nokia Phone Jokes
Here is a list of funny nokia phone jokes and even better nokia phone puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I entered a contest to win a car, but ended up winning a phone It was Nokia, but it was still a great prize.
- I drove my car into a river and watched it turn into a mobile phone... One minute, a Kia.
Next minute, Nokia. - Why couldn't the Italian phone salesman open up his shop... He had a Nokia
- Long after the death of all humans, a group of aliens come to Earth. The first thing they find? A Nokia phone still on half battery and in working condition.
- Why couldn't Mario unlock his phone? Because he had a Nokia.
- My phone describes my car ownership Nokia
- you used to call me on my nokia phone
- Yo mama so fat... That when she sat on a Nokia phone it broke
- Why do t**... use Nokia phones? so they can reuse the phone after the e**...
Fun-Filled Nokia Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about nokia you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nokia phone jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nokia pranks.
Husband on second day of marriage :-
He went to the makeup artist who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her a beautifully packed iphone X box.
Make up artist opened the box with great happiness but was suddenly depressed to see a Nokia 1100.
Husband smiled and said "same feeling I had when I saw my wife this morning"
An apple
A sudden desert storm had made a traveler lost his direction. The only thing he had was an apple. It was so precious, whenever he was thirsty or hungry, he would only look at the apple, then he would walk again full of hope.
Unfortunately, he still died in the desert. It was written on the police report: He would have walked out of the desert if he had had a Samsung or Nokia.
The cost of dropping your phone on the floor
If you drop your iPhone on the floor the cost of getting the phone repaired is 149$.
If you drop your HTC on the floor the cost of getting the phone repaired is 200$.
If you drop your Nokia on the floor the cost of getting the floor repaired is 2000$.
Husband on second day of marriage...
...goes to the beautician who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her beautifully packed iphone 7 plus box.
She opened the box with great happiness and was depressed to see a Nokia 1100.
Husband smiled and said
' same feeling '
