Noisy Jokes
38 noisy jokes and hilarious noisy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about noisy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Noisy Short Jokes
Short noisy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The noisy humour may include short loud noise jokes also.
- Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church..... They all look at you with disgust, but deep down, you know they want some, too.
- My wife is leaving me because I'm noisy, bulimic, and get spontaneous erections... She said I can't keep it down.
- The letter K walks into a bar... Bartender: We don't allow any noisy patrons in here.
K: No problem, I'm mostly silent anyway. - Does anyone know how to fix a noisy dishwasher? I've tried flowers and chocolates, but she's still whinging
- A blonde walks into a very noisy dry cleaners.. blonde: "Could you get this stain out for me please"
cashier: "COME AGAIN?"
blonde: "NO ITS MUSTARD THIS TIME" - When I travelled across the Middle East, I found the region to be extremely noisy, except for one country. That country was surprisingly Kuwait.
- What is noisy, ignorant, angry, never uses big words, does not have big hands, and is running for the President of the United States? A dog chasing Obama's limousine, what else?
- What kind of noise annoys an oyster?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
(Try saying that fast!) - How to be Insulting in Theaters: Noisy wrappings on sweets can be unwrapped at moments of tension when the rest of the theatre is silent.
- Where do they put noisy babies at the steak house? They give them a sizzlerian section
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Noisy One Liners
Which noisy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with noisy? I can suggest the ones about noise and messy.
- Why was the graveyard so noisy? Because of all the coffin.
- Why is Karl Marx's toilet so noisy? Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
- Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.
- What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange? "Be quiet! I'm concentrating!"
- What kind of noise annoys an oyster? A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
- Q: Why is the barn so noisy?
A: Because the cows have horns. - My parents just fitted a really noisy stairlift at home. It drives me up the wall.
- Why is a tennis game a noisy game? Because each player raises a racket.
- Q: Why is the barn so noisy?
A: Because the cows have horns. - all the shots used to get very noisy whenever I'd play tennis It was quite the racket
- I arrested a noisy nymphomaniac, today. I had to ask her to come quietly.
- Why are barns so noisy? All the cows have horns
- I can't sleep because i live in a noisy forest trees bark
- What's black and very noisy? A crow with a drum set
- Q: Why is the barn so noisy?
A: Because the cows have horns.
Ridiculous Noisy Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about noisy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rowdy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make noisy pranks.
My two year-old son told his first joke today. Afterwards, he burst out laughing for about 5 minutes straight saying 'I'm so funny' over and over again.
The joke.
Son comes in carrying a soft toy, a cow.
Son: "Mummy Mummy cow is being noisy!"
Mummy: "How is cow being nois---"
Son: "Moooooooo!!!!"
Then bursts into loud laughter.
Love this kid!
s**... in a car in public is like eating from a noisy bag of chips in Church...
Everyone will look at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
What's the difference between an orange and an e**...?
... I don't have an orange.
My boyfriend's cousin introduced himself to me with this joke. Works best when whispered quietly into someone's ear at a noisy dinner party, FYI.
A mother decides to do something about her noisy children.
A mother is raising several children. The problem is, at least one of them is always being loud and the others want things quiet.
She has two rooms at the end of the hallway of her house; one on the left side and one on the right side. She decides to designate one room for being noisy, and the other for complete quiet.
Which room can her children be noisy in?
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The left room, because they have the right to remain silent.
I'm so tired of how noisy my rommie's girlfriend gets during s**....
If she don't shut up soon, I'm afraid we'll get caught.
Today is the 13th day of Christmas. My house is over-run with noisy birds and a crowd of hungry and confused pipers, drummers, lords and ladies. On top of all that...
...my true love was arrested for human trafficking.
My dad told me this one.
A guy enters in a public toilet ... in the cabin next to him, another constipated guy, he forces himself quite noisy. The first guy, finishing what he had to do, at the exit of the toilet turns off the light, at which time a loud scream is heard. Curious, he returns, turns on the light and asks the one in the toilet: - What happened? This one visibly frightened responds: -I thought my eyes jumped out of my head.
