Nois Jokes
26 nois jokes and hilarious nois puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nois that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Nois Short Jokes
Short nois jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nois humour may include short drum jokes also.
- The job interviewer said, "On your CV, you say that your biggest weakness is your memory." I said, "No...I didn't put that, did I?!"
- [OC] So Palestine walks up to the United States... And says "Hey, United States - remember me?"
The United States replies: "No...I don't recognise you." - Wife to Husband: I am not talking to you...! Husband : OK
Wife : Don't you want to know the reason.
Husband : No,I respect & Trust your decision....! - Sir,our driving school is one of the best in the city No.I am not believing that
What gave you the idea, sir?
Well, you offer c**... courses
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Nois One Liners
Which nois one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nois? I can suggest the ones about hum and broom.
- Did you know Pinot Noir is actually spelled Pinot Noi? There's technically Noir.
Gather Around for Heartwarming Nois Jokes and Uplifting Humor
What funny jokes about nois you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ceiling jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nois pranks.
Why is "o" the noisiest vowel?
All the others are in audible.
What noise does a plane make when it hits the ground?
Boeing
What noise does a aeroplane make when it bounces?
Boeing
My two year-old son told his first joke today. Afterwards, he burst out laughing for about 5 minutes straight saying 'I'm so funny' over and over again.
The joke.
Son comes in carrying a soft toy, a cow.
Son: "Mummy Mummy cow is being noisy!"
Mummy: "How is cow being nois---"
Son: "Moooooooo!!!!"
Then bursts into loud laughter.
Love this kid!
What noise does a ceiling fan make?
GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!
What noise does a German snake make?
"Hiß"
What noise does a quantum duck make?
Quark
What's the noisiest plant?
Bam!
Boo!
what noise does a witch in a car make?
Broom broom
What noise does a German snake make?
ßßßßßßßßßß
What noise does a bug make when it hits your windshield in Moscow?
Splyat.
Noise Like a Frog
A little boy runs up to his grandpa and says, "Grandpa! Make a noise like a frog! Make a noise like a frog!".
"Make a noise like a frog?", he asks, "Why do you want me to do that?"
"Because I heard mom say, 'When my father croaks we're all going to Hawaii!'".
What noise does a Russian Sheep make?
It Blyats.
What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?
Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u
Why is O the noisiest of the vowels?
Because all the rest are inaudible.
What noise does a nut make when it has a cold?
... CASHEWW!
What noise does a flying broom make?
*Broom broom*
What noise does a fully trained Pikachu make?
PIKA CHOO CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What noise does an extractor fan make?
"I used to like tractors."
What noise does a sports car from Pittsburgh make?
YIIIIIIINNNNNNSSS
YIIIIIIINNNNNNSSS
YIIIIIIINNNNNNSSS
What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?
Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww
What noise does a plane jumping on a trampoline do?
Boeing.
What noise wakes you up at the North Pole around March 18?
The crack of dawn.
What noise do porcupines make when they kiss?
"Ouch."
How do you tell from noise whether a person has fallen from 2nd floor or 12th floor?
12th floor- Aaaaaaaaahhh.... fa-thud.
2nd floor- thud. Aaaaaaaaaaahhh....
