Noice Jokes

Waiter: "Sorry Sir, we don't have any frozen water."

Me: "Noice."

What did the dad say when he couldn't find any ice in the fridge?


I like my women like I like my Scotch.


What do Minnesotans say when they wake up and deal with no ice that day


How do Australians drink their water?


How do bros want their drinks?


How does Michael Rosen order his Coke in McDonalds?

With noice.

What did the rad skater dude with a cold day to the waiter about his drink?


Young women..

Young women make alot of noice in the bedroom.... I guess they don't expect to see anyone in their window...

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