noice Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious noice puns

A man shows off his appartment to his friends

After a night of drinking a man shows off his new appartment to his friends. In the bedroom they spot a giant gong. What's that gong for? They ask. That's not a gong he says, that's a talking clock. Yeah right, the friends say, show us how it works then. So the man smashes it as hard as he can and takes a step back. His friends are Just staring when suddenly they hear 'stop with the noice you asshole it's 3.45 in the norning!'

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Waiter: "Sorry Sir, we don't have any frozen water."

Me: "Noice."

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What did the dad say when he couldn't find any ice in the fridge?

Noice!

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I like my women like I like my Scotch.

Noice.

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What do Minnesotans say when they wake up and deal with no ice that day

Noice

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Waiter: "Sorry Sir, we don't have any frozen ice."

Me: "Noice"

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An aussie walks into a bar

The bartender asks how he would like his drink. He replies "with noice" The bartender says "that's the 7th time this week you cheeky cunt"

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How do Australians drink their water?

Noice.

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How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

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Young women..

Young women make alot of noice in the bedroom.... I guess they don't expect to see anyone in their window...

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What did the Eskimo say when asked how his vacation to California went?

Noice

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My friend is an idiot

I said "here is your whisky on the rocks".

He said "NOICE".

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What did the rad skater dude with a cold day to the waiter about his drink?

Noice.

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How does Michael Rosen order his Coke in McDonalds?

With noice.

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What are the most funny Noice jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Noice? Well, here are the best Noice dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Noice pick up lines to share with friends.

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