Noel Jokes

Funniest Noel Short Jokes

Short noel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The noel humour may include short santa claus jokes also.

1. If I ever have a daughter I want to name her Noe. It would be pronounced like Noel and spelled the same but with no 'L'.
2. What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the normal alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
3. I asked my friend what it's like living in China. He said , can't complain . - Noel Smith
4. Noel Edmunds would be a better prime minister He's had years of experience playing deal or no deal
5. How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season? Only 25...because there's Noel.
6. Noel Gallagher once asked me who my favorite Arrested Development character was. I said Maeby.
7. Did you know Superman has a brother who doesn't celebrate Christmas? His name is No-El.
   Merry Christmas!
8. I just saw a lit up 'Noel' x-mas decoration on top of a house and noticed the 'L' was missing, so I thought to myself, 'look, there's no L.'
9. In church tonight .... My sister said she didn't need a hymnal because she knew the lyrics to every Christmas song.
   I told my brother, "Don't mind her, she's just a big noel-it-all."
10. Holiday Humour Why is Christmas General Zod's favourite time of the year?......because it's No-El......

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Noel One Liners

Which noel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with noel? I can suggest the ones about christmas elf and christmas holiday.

1. To who ever put the "L" in Noel Is it that hard to follow simple instructions?
2. Why is there 1 less letter in the alphabet at Christmas Because there is noel
3. Do you spell Christmas with an "L"? Or Noel?
4. I named my daughter jkmn It's pronounced noel
5. Why is the stranger things Christmas special going to be lame? Noel
6. Why don't we call it Christlmas? Noel.
7. What name do you need to win at everything? Noel.
8. Why does Noel have an L in it I mean, it literally say No L
9. What am I not taking on Christmas this year? Noels
10. How many letters in the alphabet are there in the North Pole? 25. There's Noel.
11. Why is the Christmas alphabet shorter than the normal alphabet? Noel
12. My favourite Christmas song is teenage dirtbag by wheatus. Her name is Noel.
13. What's the problem with the current spelling of Christmas? There's Noel
14. What kind of medal would Santa Claus win? A Noel Prize
15. *Hits blunt* Why is there a L in Noel if its Noel

Noel Coward Jokes

Here is a list of funny noel coward jokes and even better noel coward puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear about the guy who was a conscientious objector in the War on Christmas? I don't care what he claimed. I think he's just a noel coward.

Cheeky Noel Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about noel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean santa christmas jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make noel pranks.