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Nocturnal Jokes

34 nocturnal jokes and hilarious nocturnal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nocturnal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Make your night funny with these nocturnal animal jokes, from silly nightmare puns to transporter jokes about the night. Whether you're looking for a laugh or just want to explore humor associated with the darkness, these jokes are definitely worth a read.

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Funniest Nocturnal Short Jokes

Short nocturnal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nocturnal humour may include short narcoleptic jokes also.

  1. I don't really know about the effects of nocturnal drinking I'm just taking a shot in the dark.
  2. I asked a genie to make me a nightmare for others. He turned me into a nocturnal horse that helps people.
  3. I had a dream last night about a nocturnal horse Well, it was actually more of a night mare.
  4. A friend of mine has nocturnal birds of prey nesting in his barn. I'm getting owl-ly updates.
  5. Just remember - An annoying song about a Lions nocturnal habits..... .... is never more than 'A Whim Away....'
  6. Could you imagine the world if we all turned out to be nocturnal.. the difference is night and day.
  7. Night Time Espionage Q: What's another name for Night Time Espionage Operations done via the computer?
    A: Nocturnal E-missions
  8. What do you call a midnight run to get ecstasy? A nocturnal E-mission!!!
    I came up with this a few years ago and thought I should share with the masses:)
  9. Tesla is designing a new solar-powered hybrid... It'll run completely clean during the day, but will produce nocturnal emissions.
  10. I have a philly on my horse ranch that is nocturnal. When she grows up, she's going to be a real nightmare.

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Nocturnal One Liners

Which nocturnal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nocturnal? I can suggest the ones about insomniac and working nights.

  1. I used to own a nocturnal horse... She was a nightmare.
  2. What breed of horses are nocturnal? Nightmares.
  3. You ever hear the one about the nocturnal horse? It's was a nightmare
  4. What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions? Dreamcatchers
  5. A nocturnal bird was supposed to meet me here an hour ago. It's okay - owl wait.
  6. What do nocturnal animals drink? *Moonshine.*
  7. It is not that I'm nocturnal It is that I live in the wrong timezone
  8. What do you call a nocturnal horse? A night mare
    :D
  9. What do you call a nocturnal bird that likes both men and women? A bisexuowl. I'm sorry.
  10. I had a dream last night about a nocturnal horse. It was a nightmare.
  11. What do you call a nocturnal medieval warrior? A night knight.
  12. What is a nocturnal bird's favorite holiday? Owloween
  13. Nocturnal birds don't want any attention They like to keep an owl profile.
  14. What do you get when you cross a baby sheep with a nocturnal bird? Ayy lambowl
  15. What do you call an insane nocturnal blood-s**... parasite? A lunartick.

Nocturnal joke, What do you call an insane nocturnal blood-s**... parasite?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about nocturnal can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of nocturnal puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Unearthly Funniest Nocturnal Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about nocturnal you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean early morning jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make nocturnal prank.

My friend said he saw a nocturnal mammal d**... in a French River

I told him that's bat s**... in Seine

From my 5 year old to her mother the other morning: My wife told my little girl that owls are nocturnal.

With a (well duh) face my daughter looked at my wife and said, " I know that mommy! Owls are not turtles! They're birds!"
My little girl got me to spit coffee with her snap back to my wife!

Nocturnal joke, I had a dream last night about a nocturnal horse.

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these nocturnal jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.