Nocturnal Jokes

Funniest Nocturnal Short Jokes

Short nocturnal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nocturnal humour may include short narcoleptic jokes also.

1. I don't really know about the effects of nocturnal drinking I'm just taking a shot in the dark.
2. I asked a genie to make me a nightmare for others. He turned me into a nocturnal horse that helps people.
3. I had a dream last night about a nocturnal horse Well, it was actually more of a night mare.
4. A friend of mine has nocturnal birds of prey nesting in his barn. I'm getting owl-ly updates.
5. Just remember - An annoying song about a Lions nocturnal habits..... .... is never more than 'A Whim Away....'
6. Could you imagine the world if we all turned out to be nocturnal.. the difference is night and day.
7. Night Time Espionage Q: What's another name for Night Time Espionage Operations done via the computer?
   A: Nocturnal E-missions
8. What do you call a midnight run to get ecstasy? A nocturnal E-mission!!!
   I came up with this a few years ago and thought I should share with the masses:)
9. Tesla is designing a new solar-powered hybrid... It'll run completely clean during the day, but will produce nocturnal emissions.
10. I have a philly on my horse ranch that is nocturnal. When she grows up, she's going to be a real nightmare.

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Nocturnal One Liners

Which nocturnal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nocturnal? I can suggest the ones about insomniac and working nights.

1. I used to own a nocturnal horse... She was a nightmare.
2. What breed of horses are nocturnal? Nightmares.
3. You ever hear the one about the nocturnal horse? It's was a nightmare
4. What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions? Dreamcatchers
5. A nocturnal bird was supposed to meet me here an hour ago. It's okay - owl wait.
6. What do nocturnal animals drink? *Moonshine.*
7. It is not that I'm nocturnal It is that I live in the wrong timezone
8. What do you call a nocturnal horse? A night mare
   :D
9. What do you call a nocturnal bird that likes both men and women? A bisexuowl. I'm sorry.
10. I had a dream last night about a nocturnal horse. It was a nightmare.
11. What do you call a nocturnal medieval warrior? A night knight.
12. What is a nocturnal bird's favorite holiday? Owloween
13. Nocturnal birds don't want any attention They like to keep an owl profile.
14. What do you get when you cross a baby sheep with a nocturnal bird? Ayy lambowl
15. What do you call an insane nocturnal blood-s**... parasite? A lunartick.

Unearthly Funniest Nocturnal Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about nocturnal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean early morning jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nocturnal pranks.