Nobrainer Jokes

Funniest Nobrainer Short Jokes

Short nobrainer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nobrainer humour may include short decision jokes also.

1. My favorite character in the wizard of oz is the scarecrow. I mean, c'mon, its a no-brainer.
2. I had a hard time deciding if I wanted to get a lobotomy But in the end, it was a no-brainer.
3. I chided my biker friend for actually asking me if he should wear a helmet. That's a no-brainer.
4. What did Antonio Moniz say when he was asked how he came up with the idea for lobotomy? "Well, it was really a no-brainer."
5. When I trained to be a doctor, I decided to specialize in lobotomies. Seemed like a no-brainer.
6. Jellyfish's don't have a brain, so for them to swim... ...is a no-brainer.
7. What do JFK and a great shopping deal have in common? Both a real no-brainer
8. What do you call a dumb musician? Curt Nobrain....
9. Zombies target dumb people It's a no-brainer.
10. Stephen Paddock knew he had to shoot himself in the head. They police said It was a no-brainer.

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Nobrainer One Liners

Which nobrainer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nobrainer? I can suggest the ones about diet and brain.

1. Did you know that a lobotomy is very easy to perform? Surgeons call it a no-brainer.
2. My favorite jokes are about bacteria. They're no-brainers.
3. Have you heard the one about the jellyfish? It's a real no-brainer.
4. Son asks "Dad, do you die if you lose your head?" Dad responds "That is a no-brainer"
5. Who is the 45th president of the United States? The answer is a no-brainer!
6. My Zombie Friend was getting fat. So his doctor put him on a diet. It was a no-brainer.
7. It's really easy to survive a zombie apocalypse It's a no-brainer
8. Why are skeletons so bad at remembering things? C'mon guys, this is a no-brainer.
9. In college, I wanted to study how to do lobotomies. I thought it was a no-brainer.
10. What is the scarecrow in The Wizard of OZ want? c'mon, it's a no-brainer.
11. I got a starfish for a pet It was a no-brainer.
12. Did you hear about the zombie that went vegan? He called his decision a no-brainer
13. So another way of saying a no-brainer would be…? A Kurt-Cobainer…
14. Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize It was a no-brainer
15. How did the zombie ace the math quiz? It was a no-brainer!

Laughter Nobrainer Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about nobrainer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean zombie jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nobrainer pranks.