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The elites and nobles of Ancient Greece would often pay Diogenes with grape or bread in exchange for his wisdom.

It's food for thought.

In the land of poker, different people had different toilets. The peasants had toilets that flushed clockwise, and the nobles had toilets that flushed counterclockwise. The king had neither.

He had a royal straight flush.

There was a king.

He was having a problem with barbarians in his kingdom, so he began sending guards to patrol the roads at night.
One of his nobles sent some of his city guard to help with the efforts, and a fool to keep the king's mood up.
The king was polite, but full of pride, so he sent the guards back with the message, "I have plenty of guards of my own, but I appreciate the jester."

Do you know why the nobles always mistreated their peasants?

Because they're all a bunch of vassals.

Why were nobles decapitated during the French Revolution?

The peasants thought they were getting just too far a head.

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