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Discover the power of noble laughter with these witty and virtuous jokes about the noble gas elements. Laugh along with the chieftain of the elements and reign in the good vibes.

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If Queen Elizabeth accidentally farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened.

Noble gases should have no reaction.

How come nobody at the kings table laughed when he farted?

Because noble gases don't cause reactions.

Joke for chemistry nerds ;)

Argon walks into a bar and the bartender says:

-We don't serve noble gases here!

Argon doesn't react.

A man walks into...

A chemical store and asks the man there for some noble gas.

The man replies "sorry, we don't have Ne"

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Helium

Some helium walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve noble gasses here."

The helium doesn't react.

Helium walks into a bar

The bartender says "we don't serve noble gases here, get out!"

He doesn't react.

If you ever feel like a third wheel, just stop....

You are not a third wheel. You are a majestic unicycle and they are your noble training wheels.

Noble joke, If you ever feel like a third wheel, just stop....

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve noble gasses here". He doesn't react, because living a society that systematically discriminates against noble gasses has taught him that getting angry will only bring violence upon him. He totally writes an angry tumblr post about it later that evening though.

What did the noble gas sound like when he laughed?

He He He

Got kicked out of Barnes and Noble for moving the "Caution Wet Floor" sign to the Fifty Shades of Gray aisle.

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The royal baby only farts neon;

It's a noble gas.

What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements?

The noble gases because they don't react

Argon walks into a bar

The bartender looks up and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."

Argon doesn't react because reacting has been copyrighted by The Fine Bros since 2016.

Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.

I got an anti-gravity book at barnes and noble today.

it's impossible to put down.

Noble joke, I got an anti-gravity book at barnes and noble today.

Oxygen tried to pick a fight with Helium

Helium didn't react at all, he simply rose above, Carbon was watching the whole thing and said, "That's very noble of you"

What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

So a man dies and goes to heaven...

When he got there, he approached St. Peter at the pearly gates.
St. Peter asked "What, in your opinion, was your most noble deed?"

"Uh, well, I saw some huge bikers harassing an old lady outside a bar once, so I went up to the biggest, baddest guy and ripped out his nose ring."

Impressed, St. Peter asked, "Well, when was all this?"

"Uh, about 5 minutes ago."

If a king farts...

Is it considered a noble gas?

The god of thunder rides to the top of the mountain atop his noble steed.

Upon reaching the summit, he gets off his horse, raises his hammer to the sky and yells, "I am Thor!"

The horse turns around and says, "That'th cuth you forgot your thaddle thilly!"

I know how it feels to be a noble gas.

No one wants to bond with me.

What do you call it when Argon, Neon, Krypton, Xenon, Radon, and Helium frequently attend church?

Noble Masses.

Don't send a noble gas as a make-up present.

They change nothing.

If I was an element on the Periodic Table...

...I'd be a noble gas. I don't form bonds easily, if at all.

Noble joke, If I was an element on the Periodic Table...

Oxygen and potassium went on a date...

...it went ok.

Oxygen and magnesium went on a date.

The other chemicals were like 'omg'!

Two noble gases went on a date.

There was no reaction.

Two protons went on a date.

There was no attraction.

Hydrogen and chlorine went on a date.

They felt a little sour after it.

Hydrogen and nitrogen went on a date.

They had a basic night out.

Sodium and chlorine went on a date.

There was assault.

Potassium and water went on a date.

It was lit.

A man was praying to god for money and fame.

Another one comes and sneers at him, 'i always pray for honesty, modesty and other noble qualities in life'.

The man says 'very well mister, one always asks for the things they don't have!'

Iodine wanted to bond with Uranium...

But Uranium wanted to bond with Helium ; helium was noble and didn't want to bond with Uranium. When Iodine found out about this, he said.....

"I know I can treat U better than He can..."

What happened when the king farted?

Nothing, noble gases don't cause reactions

If anyone is interested, I'll be signing books today at Barnes & Noble from 6 pm...

until I'm removed by security.

I'll be at Barnes and Noble today signing books until 6

Or until the police kick me out.

Why are noble gases the worst audience members for a comedic performance?

They don't react.

What do you call a noble hot sauce?

Sir Racha.

I accidentally ran over my neighbor's cat the other day.

So, immediately, I went and knocked on her door, and I said, "I'm terribly sorry, ma'am; I think I've killed your cat. To make amends for this tragic mistake, I'll replace him if you'd like."

She said, "That's very noble of you, but how are you at catching mice?"

Favorite lame chemistry joke

Argon walks into a bar, bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve noble gasses here".

Argon didn't react

The most loyal, kind and noble of all dog breeds is the hot dog...

He's the only one who feeds the hand that bites him

Why don't people react to the Queen's farts?

Because they're noble gases.

A man goes for confession ...

The priest says Tell me son why are you here

Well father , during the war , I hid a Jewish family in my attic and saved them from certain death. the man replied.

The priest taken aback replies , Well son this is a rather noble act that the lord would be proud of , why are you here at confession?

Well father , I charged them rent to stay in my attic. the man replied.

This is not right son , we should help others without asking anything in return , this is the true Christian way the priest replied.

The man replied , Well in that case should I tell them that the war is over ?

Helium walks into a bar. The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gases."

He doesn't react.

Walks into a bar chemistry jokes

Silver walks into a bar
He sees gold in the distance and yell's,
AU! Get outa here!

Helium walks into a bar
The bartender says,
Sorry we don't serve noble gases here
Helium doesn't react

because when the king farted no one laughed?

because noble gases do not cause a reaction

Why did no one in the King's court laugh when the king farted?

Because noble gases don't cause a reaction

I would tell you a joke about noble gases

But all the good jokes argon

A teacher is teaching a 5th grade class on Zoom.

The teacher says to Susie, "Tell the class why you want to be a teacher."

Susie says, "Actually, I want to be a stripper."

The teacher asks, "A stripper? I thought you wanted to do my noble profession."

Susie says, "That was before I saw your tiny apartment."

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

Which nobleman owns a lot of empty property?

Baron Wasteland.

I'll be at Barnes and Noble signing books

from 7pm EST, until whenever security catches me and kicks me out

Helium walks into a bar

Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender turns around and says: "We don't serve noble gases."
Helium does not react.

If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened

Noble gases should have no reaction

What happens when the Queen farts?

Nothing.
As noble gases do not react.

Yesterday I learnt that I have a real problem with heroine addiction.

I have to have sex with a woman admired for her courage, outstanding achievements, or noble qualities...

very old jokes, but I haven't seen them here before

A male bovine has unfortunately just swallowed a ticking time bomb. How would you describe this situation in one word?

Abominable.

Five minutes later the bomb has detonated leaving little beyond a small hole in the ground. What one word describes the new situation?

Noble.

Helium walks into a bar

Helium walks into a bar,

The bar tender says We don't serve noble gases in here. **Helium doesn't react!.**

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? ** HeHe **

I would make another chemistry joke but all good ones **ARGON**!

I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium got together and I was like.. .. **OMg**

Why did the nobleman eschew the slaying of the dragon?

Because it was a fool's gerund.

I was speaking to my friend today

I was speaking to my friend today who's parents just got back after a 3 week trip. I asked him, "How did you feel when you saw your parents after such a while?", to which he replied, "you know Im extremely unreactive!"
I then looked at him dead in the eyes and told him," How noble of you."

I farted in an elevator full of people, but no one reacted

It must have been a noble gas.

Why did the round table knights ignore the king's fart?

Because noble gases don't cause reactions.

I made a noble gas joke

sadly nobody reacted

The Princess of Potatoes has to marry

King Tater instructs his daughter to choose a noble potato to wed.

The princess says, "Father, I have chosen. I want to marry Rachel Maddow."

"I WON'T HAVE IT!" yells King Tater in a fury.

"But Father, I never knew you would be homophobic," said the princess.

"It's not that!" said the king. "It's that she's only a commentator."

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