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Funniest Noble Gas Short Jokes

Short noble gas jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The noble gas humour may include short nitrogen jokes also.

  1. A man walks into... A chemical store and asks the man there for some noble gas.
    The man replies "sorry, we don't have Ne"
  2. If I was an element on the Periodic Table... ...I'd be a noble gas. I don't form bonds easily, if at all.
  3. Call me the 7th noble gas. Cuz I'm Og.
    (yay for the completion of the 7th row of the periodic table!)
  4. What's the seventh Noble Gas? King Farthur.
  5. Silent farts smell like argon It's a noble gas
  6. What is it called when the Queen farts? a noble gas!
  7. I f**... in an elevator full of people, but no one reacted It must have been a noble gas.

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Noble Gas One Liners

Which noble gas one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with noble gas? I can suggest the ones about gases and neutron.

  1. If a king farts... Is it considered a noble gas?
  2. What do you get when you vaporize a king? A noble gas.
  3. Why was the noble gas so sad? all of his friends argon
  4. Why does the noble gas always cry? Because all his friends Argon.
  5. Why doesn't the queen's farts smell? Because it's a noble gas.
  6. I made a noble gas joke sadly nobody reacted
  7. The royal baby only farts neon; It's a noble gas.
  8. Don't send a noble gas as a make-up present. They change nothing.
  9. Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
  10. I know how it feels to be a noble gas. No one wants to bond with me.
  11. What did the noble gas sound like when he laughed? He He He
  12. If you're a noble gas You possibly argon.
  13. If Love is like Chemistry. I am a noble gas.
  14. I think enough balloons could lift Mjolnir. After all, helium is a noble gas.
  15. A king doesn't breathe oxygen he breathes helium because it is a noble gas.

Noble Gas Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about noble gas you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean solid liquid gas jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make noble gas pranks.

Chemistry jokes

1. Did you hear about the chemist who got cooled to -273.15°C? He's 0K now.
2. What's the most electronegative state? Fluorida.
3. Wanna hear a joke about sodium bromite? NaBrO
4. Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses here!" He doesn't react.
5. What do you call a king's f**...? Noble gas.
6. What did the scientist say when he discovered 2 isotopes of helium? He He
7. What's the chemical formula for water? HIJKLMNO
8. I would post more but all the good ones Argon.