Nobel Peace Prize Jokes

Funniest Nobel Peace Prize Short Jokes

Short nobel peace prize jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nobel peace prize humour may include short world peace jokes also.

1. Why was the scarecrow nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize? Because he was out standing in his field
2. What did Kim Jong Un say about when Donald Trump might win a Nobel Peace Prize? I think it's gonna be a long, long time.
3. Did you hear about the cow that won the nobel peace prize? It was outstanding in its field.
4. Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize and we stay at War for 2 terms... Trump pulls troops out... world thinks he was blackmailed.
   Is this really the world we live in now?
5. How do you get Obama to change a light bulb? He doesn't, he doesn't change anything, but he will get a Nobel Peace Prize for it anyway.
6. Angela Merkel got sad when she heard that she didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize after taking in so many Syrian refugees So I offered her a tissue 🇸🇾
7. How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize?
   Cause he was outstanding in his field.

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Nobel Peace Prize One Liners

Which nobel peace prize one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nobel peace prize? I can suggest the ones about war and peace and academy award.

1. Nobel Peace Prize I would kill for one of those
2. When you don't qualify for a Nobel Peace Prize... ... Go for the Darwin Award!
3. Donald Trump has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize For real
4. Nobel Prize I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize
5. I want the Nobel Peace prize at any cost. I'd kill for it.
6. If good looks could kill, yo mama... would win the Nobel Peace Prize.
7. I won the Nobel Peace Prize For blowing up Africa
8. How do you get Kim Jong Un to travel to Norway? Award him with the Nobel Peace Prize

Nobel Peace Prize Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about nobel peace prize you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean prize winner jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nobel peace prize pranks.