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Nobel Peace Prize Jokes

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When you don't qualify for a Nobel Peace Prize...

... Go for the Darwin Award!

Donald Trump has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize

For real

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Nobel Prize

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize

Recent mobile phone technology has linked up with micro chip brain implant technology so that when your phone rings it can immediately connect without making a ringing sound.

It just won the Nobel peace prize.

What did Kim Jong Un say about when Donald Trump might win a Nobel Peace Prize?

I think it's gonna be a long, long time.

Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize and we stay at War for 2 terms...

Trump pulls troops out... world thinks he was blackmailed.
Is this really the world we live in now?

How do you get Obama to change a light bulb?

He doesn't, he doesn't change anything, but he will get a Nobel Peace Prize for it anyway.

Angela Merkel got sad when she heard that she didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize after taking in so many Syrian refugees

So I offered her a tissue 🇸🇾

How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize?
Cause he was outstanding in his field.

How do you get Kim Jong Un to travel to Norway?

Award him with the Nobel Peace Prize

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