No Way Jose Jokes

Since people are translating their native jokes, I hope no one has posted this yet

There were 3 boys who were being chased by the police. John the wise, Peter the smart, and Jose the dumb.
As the police were gaining on them, they each decided to hide in a box in an alley way.
The policeman ran up to John's Box and kicked it.
Thinking quickly, John said "Woof woof"
The policeman shrugged and said "Ohhh, its just a dog"
He then went up Peter's box, and kicked it.
Peter followed John's example, "Meow meow"
The Policeman shrugged again and said "Ohhh, its just a cat"
He then went to the last box, which hid Jose and kicked it
"Potato Potato"

Just when you thought it was over after Irma...

No way Jose.

Americans respond to reports of two new hurricanes

American 1: Irma God
American 2: No way Jose

The best way to prevent Hurricane Jose from reaching the US

Is by building a wall along the boarder.

How do Mexicans react when they see snow?

Snow way Jose!

The best part about communicating with someone named Jose is the eventual opportunity to say no way Jose.

What do you call a Mexican with no car?

No way Jose

Mourinho asks the man utd board for money

"No way, Jose!"

Heard this today when a kid was asked if he was taking Spanish next year...

No way Jose!

A Mexican man sneaks across the border to watch his favorite football team play...

...and makes it all the way to the stadium. He doesn't have tickets so he finds a large pole to climb up on and jumps down into the top of the bleachers to get a bird-eye view of the game.
After the game was over and his buddies ask him how the game was back in Mexico he replies:
"I don't know why you all don't think Americans are nice. As soon as I sat down everyone turned around, looked at me, and started singing 'Jose, can you see?'"