No Sugar Jokes
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No Sugar Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Customer:
What do you have with no fat and no sugar?
Waitress: Napkins..
If you do these things every day for 30 days straight you will be unrecognizable
1. Sleep 8+ hours everyday.
2. Drink four 8oz glasses of water minimum daily.
3. Get outside in the sun everyday.
4. No sugar.
5. Read for 30 mins each day.
6. Workout for 1hr 3 times a week
7. Capture someone, cut their face off then sew it onto your face.
8. Meditate for 10 mins everyday.
It's a real-shame I failed my entry-level idiom class
I came close, but no sugar.
My wife and I were talking about obscure animals.
She said, "I want to get a manatee."
"That's very generous," I replied, "no cream, no sugar please hun!"
If you do these things for 30 days you will be unrecognisable.
1. Sleep 8+ hours everyday.
2. Drink 3L of water minimum daily.
3. Get outside in the sun everyday.
4. No sugar.
5. Read for 30 mins each day.
6. Workout for 1hr 3 times a week
7. Capture someone and cut their face off then sew it onto your face.
8. Meditate for 10 mins everyday.
I finally found a recipe that is gluten free, fat free, dairy free and contains no sugar.
It's a breath of fresh air.
You Passionate
Guy I work with tells this story of working on the road, being hard up, and deciding to pick up this h**.... Of course she is not the classiest of broads and a little strung out. She gets in the car and they talk about going back to the motel room to party, but she wants to stop at the liquor store first. "Oh yeah, baby, no problem."
So they're driving down the road getting frisky and talking dirty and this girl is a freak. Squirming all around in her seat and rubbing her hands all up and down his leg and across his junk. She is n**.... She says, "Sugar, you passionate."
"Oh yeah! I'm passionate, alright. I am gonna do you so good, you're gonna have to pay me."
"No sugar! You passionate! You pash'n the liquor sto!"
I have diabetes....
There's no sugar coating it.
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