No Soul Jokes

• Short No Soul Jokes
• No Soul One Liners
• Have No Soul Jokes
• Ginger No Soul Jokes
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Funniest No Soul Short Jokes

Short no soul jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The no soul humour may include short have no soul jokes also.

1. Bill Withers Duck joke How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
   Leave it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
2. Son: Dad why is our food so cold and bland? Dad: It's because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
3. What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?? Well, the woman in church has hope in her soul, but the woman in tub has soap in her hole...
4. The police caught a serial killer who targeted gingers. At his trial, he kept insisting he'd never harmed a soul.
5. Hillary's mad at Satan Hillary: Satan! We had a deal! Where's the election victory that you promised me?
   Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had?
6. A woman in her Kia did not wear a seatbelt and got into an accident Her body left her Soul.
7. What do you call a circle of $100 bills? Aretha Franklins!
   (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
8. A boy asks his father: "Dad, why is the food so cold and bland?" The dad replies: Your mum put her heart and soul into it.
9. Death Joke My grandfather knew the exact time of the exact day of the exact year that he would die.
   Wow, what an evolved soul! How did it come to him?
   The judge told him.
10. The human soul weighs 1.2lbs... I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into work.

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No Soul One Liners

Which no soul one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with no soul? I can suggest the ones about soul and ginger no soul.

1. Why was the anti-vaxxer's 3 year old crying? They were having a mid-life crisis.
   
2. Did you hear about the goth kid with dyslexia? He sold his soul to Santa.
3. I'm never going to find a soul mate. I really only find redheads attractive.
4. Jesus wants you to give him your soul Whereas satan is willing to buy it off you.
5. Spent an hour by my wife's grave God bless her soul, she thinks I'm digging a koi pond.
   
6. My neighbor traded in his KIA yesterday. Sold his Soul for a Mustang.
7. They had a ginger Lives Matter protest today There was not a soul.
8. Have you heard about the dyslexic satanist? Sold his soul to Santa.
9. Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his​ soul to santa.
10. What has five bodies and one soul? A Kia full of Gingers.
11. I hosted a huge event for gingers last week Sadly not a single soul showed up.
12. What happened to the dyslexic devil worshiper? He sold his soul to santa
13. Did you hear about the shoe factory that was destroyed? They lost 500 souls!
14. I use a Ouija board as a chopping board That's how I make my soul food.
15. What is the one genre of music that Ed Sheeran can never play? Soul

Have No Soul Jokes

Here is a list of funny have no soul jokes and even better have no soul puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the difference between a Nun in Church and a Nun in the bath One has Hope in her Soul the other has Soap in her Hole.
• Grandpa Me: My grandpa knew the exact time, day and year he was going to die!
  Teacher: What an evolved soul? How'd he know?
  Me: The judge told him.
• The difference between a girl in church and a girl in the bathtub? one has hope in her soul.
• The other day a girl asked me if I like b**... or thighs. I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed p**... with thin lips... So I got kicked out of KFC.
• How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist? Gingerly.
• It's not easy being a dyslexic devil worshiper If you're not careful, you could end up selling your soul to Santa
• what's the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bathtub? The girl in church has hope in her soul whilst the girl in the bathtub has...
• First dirty joke my dad told me, it's about 30 years old and I still tell it. What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?
  The lady in church has hope in her soul.
• How do you make a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the oven at ~~three fifty~~ tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers.
  
• What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced? His mom got soul custody.

Ginger No Soul Jokes

Here is a list of funny ginger no soul jokes and even better ginger no soul puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear about the plane that crashed on the way to the ginger convention? Thankfully there were no souls on board.
• Why do gingers love driving Kias? It's the only way they can own a soul.
• Some say that beer is soda with soul... No wonder ginger ale isn't alcoholic!
• Went to a ginger convention today There wasn't a soul there.
• A redhead had her Kia stolen... ...Now the ginger has no Soul
• A ginger wanted to join the Jazz band... But he didn't have enough soul.
• What type of music can't ginger people listen to? Soul
• Why Did The Ginger Buy a Kia? So he could have a soul.
• They say 1,500 souls died when the Titanic sunk... But there were about a hundred gingers so it's more like 1,400 souls
• Why can't Gingers play jazz? Because they have no soul.

No Soul Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about no soul you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean old soul jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make no soul pranks.