No Pun Intended Jokes
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A father tells his 10 year old son...
"Sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on your cereal every morning and you will have a very long life".
His son followed his father's advice every morning without missing a day until he died at the age of 186 leaving behind 28 children, 67 grandchildren, 148 great grandchildren and a 7 foot crater where the crematory used to be.
UPDATE: This blew up. (Pun not intended)
FINALLY A QUALITY PUN (Un intended)
FINALLY A QUALITY PUN
OFFICER: The victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an altar made of antlers
Detective: Dear God !!!
OFFICER: Most likely yes
Whenever people ask me if that pun I just made was intended...
I reply, "Nope unintended!"
I take my puns VERY seriously
(no fun intended)
After a long discussion about our future, my partner and I decided to name our first born 'No Pun'.
That way they'll certainly be aware that they weren't intended.
The news about charlie sheen having h**... is the only positive thing I have been reading in my Facebook timeline all week.
No pun intended.
Good deli related jokes?
I posted last night but it was really late. I got a couple pretty good responses though, but I'm trying again now in hope of a bigger turnout. So if ya got a good joke about a deli or the meats and cheeses sold in them let me know. Cheesier the better, pun completely intended.
So a man enters a pun competition...
A man enters a pun competition determined to win. He submits ten puns, figuring that way one of them will certainly get the prize. But when they announced the winner, no pun intended.
"I sent in ten entries to a pun competition....."
I didn't win. No pun intended.
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