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Money was a little tight, so I entered a pun writing contest...

I read the rules carefully, and it turns out that there was no limit on the amount of times you could enter, so I submitted ten separate entries.
I thought my chances were good, but I just looked at the contest winners to see if any of my entries won, and unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Baby you make me wish I was good at calculus.

Cauz they ain't no limit to how much I want to define the area under your curves.

What do you call a h**... with no limits?

Your mom.

I have one of those unlimited cell phone plans. There's no limit to how much they can charge me.

There are no limits to my perfection – a monkey was thinking while looking at a human.

People often ask me how long I can listen to my Jock Jams CD before I get tired of it

... and I say, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, there's no limit!

I need ideas for jokes.

I need to play pranks on my friends, its not necessary for it to be cruel, but there is no limitation. Any help would be appreciated.

Little Johnny

The teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Marine Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest h**..., give her a Ferrari worth a million bucks, an apartment in London, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel all over Europe, a Visa Card with no limit, and all the time b**... her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnny, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson.
And how about you, Sarah?"
"I wanna be Johnny's h**...."

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