No Hitter Jokes
48 no hitter jokes and hilarious no hitter puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about no hitter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest No Hitter Short Jokes
Short no hitter jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The no hitter humour may include short hitter jokes also.
- If Will Smith, Amber Heard, and chris brown formed a band, what would its name be? The Heavy Hitters.
- Adrian Peterson just announced his retirement from the NFL and will be joining the Minnesota Twins as a switch hitter.
(Sorry, news was too depressing not to joke about it) - I heard the Minnesota Twins were interested in Adrian Peterson... They need a good Switch Hitter!
- BREAKING NEWS: Adrian Peterson has been traded to the Minnesota Twins They needed a switch hitter
- Did you guys here the Twins signed Adrian Peterson? Word is they needed a switch hitter...
- Adrian Peterson will retire from football and play for the Twins The twins are reportedly very excited to be getting a switch hitter.
- In light of recent events... ...I believe Adrian Peterson should start playing Major League Baseball.
He'd be a great *switch* hitter. - Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins? Because they needed a switch-hitter.
- Adrian Peterson should just quit the NFL and play baseball. He's an excellent switch-hitter.
- What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter? An Italian sub!
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No Hitter One Liners
Which no hitter one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with no hitter? I can suggest the ones about baseball hitting and pitcher only.
- Q: Why did hitter kill himself?
A: Because he could not pay the gas bill. - I hear Adrian Peterson is getting into baseball... Apparently he's a great switch hitter.
- Why would Adrian Peterson be a great baseball player? Because he's a switch hitter
- The New York Yankees Officially Sign Adrian Peterson They needed a good switch hitter.
- New York Yankees sign Adrian Peterson They were looking for a good switch hitter
- What do Pete Rose and Adrian Peterson have in common? They are both switch hitters.
- Did you guys hear Adrian Peterson got traded to the Twins? They needed a switch hitter.
- What's a fat kids favourite instrument? The dinner bell
- What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball? A switch hitter.
- If Adrian Peterson played baseball, how would he bat? Switch Hitter
- Why should Adriane Peterson play baseball? Cause he is a switch hitter.
- Th Minnesota Twins baseball team just signed Adrian Peterson They needed a switch hitter
- Why can't designated hitters bake pancakes? They also forget the batter.
- What is the second best hitters park in Major League Baseball? Coors Light.
- Chuck Norris was at the Homerun Derby He pitched a no hitter!
No Hitter Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about no hitter you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean baseball pitcher jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make no hitter pranks.
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A quarterback, a running back, a fullback, a wide receiver, a tight end, a left tackle, a left guard, a center, a right tackle, a right guard, a striker, an attacking midfielder, a left wing skater, a center, a right wing skater, a point guard, a shooting guard, a small forward and a designated hitter all walk into a bar
In 1970, Doc Ellis pitched a no hitter on l**...
Which isnt that impressive when you realize the fact that in 1970, all the batters were on l**... as well
Did you hear about the guy who pitched a baseball game while getting drunk and s**...?
He had a one hitter going until the bottom of the 5th!
Adrian Peterson is now going to the MLB!
he's going to be a switch hitter
The Minnesota Twins just signed Adrian Peterson!
Yeah, apparently they needed a switch hitter!
I always suspected Adrian Peterson might be gay...
but sources now confirm he's a switch hitter!
A college student was golfing with an old man...
And they get to the 6th hole, a very long par 5 with a huge oak tree right in the middle of the start of the fairway.
The college kid says to the old man, "Any advice on this hole? I'm not sure I can carry over the tree but this hole is too long to lay up on the first shot."
The old man snorts with laughter and says, "Hah! A young guy like you? When I was your age I could clear that tree with a 4 iron."
The kid, not wanting to be outdone by this old man, grabs a 3 iron to be safe and takes a whack. THUNK, it hits the tree and bounces back towards him, and the old man laughs at him.
He tries again with a 3 wood and again THUNK, the ball smacks the trunk and rolls back. The old pensioner is now doubled over laughing at this kid's efforts.
Furious at being humiliated, the college kid tries one last time with his new driver and again THUNK the ball is no where near clearing the tree. He turns to the old man and says "Gee mister, you must have been a long hitter when you were younger to clear that tree with a 4 iron."
"Well son," says the old man smiling, "when I was your age that tree was a young sapling only 10 ft tall"
A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat: "I'm the greatest hitter in the world!" Then, he tossed the ball into the air, swung at it, and missed. "Strike One!" he yelled.
Undaunted, he picked up the ball and said again, "I'm the greatest hitter in the world!" He tossed the ball into the air.
When it came down he missed again. "Strike Two!" he cried.
The boy then paused a moment to examine his bat and ball carefully. He spit on his hands and rubbed them together.
He straightened his cap and said once more, "I'm the greatest hitter in the world!"
Again he tossed the ball up in the air and swung at it.
He missed. "Strike Three!"
"Wow!" he exclaimed. "I'm the greatest pitcher in the world!"