Nitrogen Jokes

Funniest Nitrogen Short Jokes

Short nitrogen jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nitrogen humour may include short uranium jokes also.

1. As a practical joke I arranged a bucket of liquid nitrogen so that it fell on our chemistry teacher when he opened the door. He must have found it funny. He completely cracked up!
2. A scientist took a selfie while he was drinking liquid nitrogen He was quoted as saying "It was the coolest shot I ever took"
3. I asked my wife if she would get "Nitrogen" or "Dioxide" tattooed on her backside. She said NO2 both
4. Help! I'm stuck in this gas chamber. If I don't get out now I'll die from all this oxygen and nitrogen in 70 years!
5. Teacher: Nitrogen isn't a renewable resource. Me: Can we fix that?
   (Came up with this joke just a few hours earlier when my Bio teacher said this.)
6. Q: How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’?
   A: Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…
7. If we are made of oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, and nitrogen. And the universe is made up of primarily oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, and nitrogen.Is this why I'm so spaced out?
8. I was in class one day.. I was in class one day and my my teacher asked me a question
   Teacher: can you give me the chemical formula for nitrogen monoxide?
   Me: NO
9. I was going to write a chemistry joke but all the good ones... No who am I kidding? There are Nitrogen Oxygen Neon
10. What did liquid nitrogen said to a conductor? Good Good
    eject those magentic fields boy...
    let the electrons flow through you

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Nitrogen One Liners

Which nitrogen one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nitrogen? I can suggest the ones about oxygen and neutron.

1. What happens to Nitrogen when you put it in direct sunlight? It becomes DAYTROGEN!
2. I can tell a joke on nitrogen monoxide but NO
3. What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together? Air conditioning
4. How do you tell a chemist no? Nitrogen Monoxide
5. What do you call Nitrogen after the sunrises? Daytrogen.
6. What happens to nitrogen when the morning comes? it becomes daytrogen
7. What did the Japanese chemistry teacher say when he mixed sodium and nitrogen? NaNi???
8. What do you call an aquarium filled with liquid nitrogen? Oxygen defishent.
9. Does making a chemistry joke make you sound smart? Nitrogen Oxygen.
10. Someone asked me whether I know what is produced when Nitrogen oxidizes. I said NO
11. Nitrogen asked Oxygen to go out on a date... Oxygen said NO.
12. What did the Chemist have with his Eggs? Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.
13. A goose's beak is composed of hydrogen, oxygen, nitrogen and potassium. HONK
14. What's the code name for a nitrogen molecule? Double 07.
15. I have 2 nitrogen atomic and 1 oxygen atomic Wanna laugh? Breath them

Liquid Nitrogen Jokes

Here is a list of funny liquid nitrogen jokes and even better liquid nitrogen puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear about the new ED treatment using a liquid nitrogen dip? It's a real breakthrough.
• Do you know what's the coolest thing about a science museum? Liquid nitrogen, probably.
• What do you call a wailing child born in a tank of liquid nitrogen? A cryobaby

Happy Nitrogen Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about nitrogen you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hydrogen jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nitrogen pranks.