Nitric Jokes
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At school
A teacher writes on the whiteboard: HNO3 and asks a student:
\- What substance is that?
\- Hmmm... wait a moment... It's on the tip of my tongue!
\- Spit it out at once!!! That's nitric acid!
A hydroxide ion and a nitric oxide molecule walk into a bar.
The bartender says: "OH NO".
TIFU by combining a hydroxide ion with nitric oxide
OH NO!
I know a joke about nitric oxide
Every time I tell it though my skin turns red and I sometimes see spots.
See, because nitric oxide is a vasodilator that increases blood flow and lowers blood pressure? Yeah I know, it's way too complicated for a joke, that's why most people just say NO
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