Howlingly Hilarious Nitrate Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
TIL "saltpeter" is a casual term for potassium nitrate.
The more you KNO...
A farmer once bought some ammonium nitrate fertilizer, but it smelled weird,
so he put a sample in a pan and brought it to the nearest USDA branch. A security guard saw the pan full of fertilizer and yelled "bomb", but it was just panned ammonium
What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?
"OH^- NO^3+ !"
Paddy goes for a job at a chemical factory.
Factory Manager: "Have you worked with chemicals before?"
Paddy: "Yes!"
Factory Manager: "Can you tell me what nitrate is?"
Paddy: "I'm hoping it is going to be Time and Half."
Chemistry teacher: What is Nitrate?
Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!
Why did the tiny robot need sodium nitrate in order to work?
It was a NaNObot.
Two Chemists Were Talking
Chemist 1 : I'm afraid I forgot a couple polyatomic ion formulas
Chemist 2 : Which ones?
Chemist 1 : Hydroxide and Nitrate
Chemist 2 : OH NO3
Teacher what is Nitrate?
100$ only.
What is it called when the police work overtime?
Copper Nitrate.
