Nitrate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Nitrate jokes. There are some nitrate nitrous jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these nitrate iodine puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Howlingly Hilarious Nitrate Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

TIL "saltpeter" is a casual term for potassium nitrate.

The more you KNO...

A farmer once bought some ammonium nitrate fertilizer, but it smelled weird,

so he put a sample in a pan and brought it to the nearest USDA branch. A security guard saw the pan full of fertilizer and yelled "bomb", but it was just panned ammonium

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

"OH^- NO^3+ !"

Paddy goes for a job at a chemical factory.

Factory Manager: "Have you worked with chemicals before?"

Paddy: "Yes!"

Factory Manager: "Can you tell me what nitrate is?"

Paddy: "I'm hoping it is going to be Time and Half."

Chemistry teacher: What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

Why did the tiny robot need sodium nitrate in order to work?

It was a NaNObot.

Two Chemists Were Talking

Chemist 1 : I'm afraid I forgot a couple polyatomic ion formulas

Chemist 2 : Which ones?

Chemist 1 : Hydroxide and Nitrate

Chemist 2 : OH NO3

Teacher what is Nitrate?

100$ only.

What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the nitrate chloride puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working nitrate boron piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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