Nirvana Jokes
45 nirvana jokes and hilarious nirvana puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nirvana that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Find the lighter side of life with these hilarious Nirvana jokes! NirvanaInside presents the best of the Metallica & Nirvana jokes, poking fun at the iconic grunge band's frontman Kurt Cobain and their connection with Buddhism and Bon Jovi. Get ready for an unforgettable experience and some great laughs!
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Funniest Nirvana Short Jokes
Short nirvana jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nirvana humour may include short kurt cobain jokes also.
- I met a girl named Nirvana yesterday... I asked her "Did your parents give you than name while you were still In Utero?". She was like "What?".. I just shook my head and said "Nevermind...".
- In Buddhism, people first die, then they attain Nirvana. ..Kurt Cobain did it the other way round.
- An upset man has filed a lawsuit against Nirvana over the band's iconic 1991 album cover. Sounds like a baby just trying to grab some money.
- A Hindu candle company has released a "Nirvana" scented candle. It smells like teen spirit.
- I tried to tell my friend a Nirvana joke… I told them them the same joke four times and they still didn't get it.
Whatever, never mind. - "How do I reach Nirvana?" First of all, Kurt's kind of hard to reach, and I don't think the rest really want to be bothered.
- I'm really gettting into the music of Nirvana. Love those guys. Especially the lead singer. He was mind-blowing.
- Why didn't Nirvana do many interviews? Because Kurt Cobain was always shooting his mouth off.
- Did you hear about the time Nirvana went on a road trip? All I know about it is that Kurt called shotgun.
- I would like to tell you about my favorite Nirvana record that came out 26 years ago today. Nevermind
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Nirvana One Liners
Which nirvana one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nirvana? I can suggest the ones about pearl jam and dave grohl.
- What has two heads and six legs? Nirvana
- Wanna hear a Nirvana joke? Nevermind.
- What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song? All Apologies
- I lost my Nirvana CD nevermind
- I have a good Nirvana joke for y'all. On second thought, Nevermind.
- I was gonna tell a joke about Nirvana, But nevermind.
- What is a monk's favourite band? Nirvana.
- What has 6 legs 6 arms and 2 heads? Nirvana.
- What is the most popular Nirvana song in France? Crepe me
- In the song "Come As You Are", the band Nirvana lies Kurt did have a gun.
- What would it take to reunite nirvana? 2 more bullets.
- Can someone help me decide which Nirvana album to buy? Wait, Nevermind
- I was gonna ask which Nirvana album was the best but... Nevermind.
- How did the potato achieve Nirvana? By becoming a meditater.
- When a person reaches Nirvana after too long MAN-I-PU-LATE
Witty Nirvana Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about nirvana you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean green day jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nirvana pranks.
A girl walks up to her mother and asks, "Mommy, why am I named Clover?"
"Your grandma believes that it brings luck to our family."
Then, her other daughter walks up. "Mommy, why am I named Nirvana?"
"Because, your aunt believes that is the place you go when you are enlightened."
Finally, her son walks up to her. "Those names make sense, but why am I named *Cakeday?"*
His mother sighs. "Your father believes it is the best way to earn karma."
I have ranked the greatest musicians of all time in order:
Nelly
Erika Badu
Vanilla Ice
Eminem
Rhianna
Green Day
Oasis
Nirvana
Nine inch Nails
Aerosmith
George Strait
Ilene Woods
Vince Gill
Enya
Yoko ono
Otis Redding
U2
Uncle Kracker
Pappa Roach
It is okay if you disagree just let me know, but first read the first letter of each line only.
Cakeday Joke, a day late...
A girl walks up to her mother and asks, "Mommy, why am I named Clover?"
"Your grandma believes that it brings luck to our family."
Then, her other daughter walks up. "Mommy, why am I named Nirvana?"
"Because, your aunt believes that is the place you go when you are enlightened."
Finally, her son walks up to her. "Those names make sense, but why am I named *Cakeday?"*
His mother sighs. "Your father believes it is the best way to earn karma."
My daughter walked up to her mother and asked
"Mommy, why am I named Clover?"
"Your grandma believes that it brings luck to our family."
Then, my other daughter walked up and asked, "Mommy, why am I named Nirvana."
"Because your aunt believes that is the place you go when you are enlightened."
Finally, my son walked up to her, "Those names make sense, but why am I named Cakeday?"
His mother sighed, "your father believes it is the best way to earn karma."
g**... it what was the name of that Nirvana album?
Ah nevermind
Dumb Nirvana Joke
I was gonna tell a Dumb Nirvana joke About a girl I knew named Polly that lived On a Plain. Her favorite drink was Pennyroyal tea with crackers and Mexican Seafood, she had a sliver in her finger and once had an Aneurysm at School but Nevermind that.
I have a joke about Nirvana, but it's not that well thought out...
Oh well, whatever, nevermind.
