The Best 19 Ninth Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ninth jokes. There are some ninth 5th jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ninth 7th puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ninth Jokes and Puns

Do you know what a true competitor is?

It's a guy who enters a masturbation contest and comes in first, third and ninth.

In an English class...

Teacher: David, give me a sentence starting with "I."
David: I is...
Teacher: No, David. You must always say "I am."
David: Oh right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Careful what you wish for!

I don't think I ever got over
my grandmother's death when I was a kid.
My grandmother died from a heart attack
during my ninth birthday party.
Literally while she was eating cake.
And I guess that must have screwed me up a little bit.
I mean, I still have birthday parties.
But now I'm just careful what I wish for.

โ€”Anthony Jeselnik

Ninth joke, Careful what you wish for!

Kids are the best..

Teacher: Quvenzhanรฉ, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

Quvenzhanรฉ: I is...

Teacher: No, Quvenzhanรฉ...... always say, 'I am.'

Quvenzhanรฉ: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'

Be verbs.

The teacher asked the class to stand one by one and compose a simple sentence using appropriate be verbs.

"She is beautiful", said Kate.

"My dogs are fat", shouted Mark.

"I is...", stuttered Joe when the teacher interrupted.

"You always say 'I am'. Never say 'I is'", said she.

As fast as he could, Joe uttered,

"I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


There are 10 types of people in the world

Those in the first decile,

Those in the second decile,

Those in the third decile,

Those in the fourth decile,

Those in the fifth decile,

Those in the sixth decile,

Those in the seventh decile,

Those in the eighth decile,

Those in the ninth decile,

And finally, those in the tenth decile.

Teacher: Paul. Give me a sentence beginning with "I".

Teacher: Paul. Give me a sentence beginning with "I".
Paul: I is the...

Teacher: No, Paul . You must say "I am" not "I is."
Paul: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Ninth joke, Teacher: Paul. Give me a sentence beginning with "I".

Scientists had already discovered a ninth planet 5000 times the size of Pluto years ago

Your Mum

A teacher was teaching sentences in school.

"Wendy," she says. "Say a sentence that starts with the letter I."

"I is..." Wendy says before she gets cut off by the teacher.

"No, it is 'I *am,*' not 'I is.' Try again," the teacher corrects.

"Okay... I *am* the ninth letter of the alphabet," Wendy says.

I really don't understand why people tell 9/11 jokes.

What happened on the ninth of November?

Teacher to student

Teacher to student: Make a sentence using the word I
Student: I is..
Teacher: No that is not correct, you should say I am
Student: Ok. I am the ninth letter in the Alphabet !

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Teacher: Tell me the sentence that starts with an "I".

Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I". Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Teacher: Joe give me a sentence starting with "I"

Joe: I is...

Teacher: No, Joe. It is "I am"

Joe: Ok, I am the ninth number of the alphabet

Teacher: tell me a sentence that starts with an "I"

Teacher: tell me a sentence that starts with an "I"

Student: I is the...

Teacher: stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".

Student: okay! I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

9 is enough.

Shortly after having her ninth baby, an Irish Catholic woman runs into her parish priest.

He congratulates her on the new offspring and says, "Nine children is certainly a full house."

"Well," she replies, "I don't know how I get pregnant so often. It must be something in the air."

"Yes," says the priest, "your legs."

There is no month that is the ninth month of the year

Exceptember

Ninth joke, There is no month that is the ninth month of the year

When the UPS guy asked if I wanted the feathers under a birds exterior layer delivered to me,

I responded with ELO's ninth track on the album discovery

''Hey kid, do you know which dwarf planet used to be the ninth planet?''

''I know...it's Goofy!''

''...What?''

''Isn't it named after a dog in Disney?''

My mom said that every day that has the number "one" in it, we can go on the computer, weird rule, but oh well, I have no choice but to follow it.

The first comes around, I ask my mom if I can go on the computer, she said no. I'm confused now, then the second comes, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth, eleventh. I ask her again. No, twelfth, nope! I sit on the couch.

I sigh. "Maybe one day I'll get to go on the computer."

My mother replies, "that's the plan."


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