Ninth Jokes
28 ninth jokes and hilarious ninth puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ninth that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Ninth Short Jokes
Short ninth jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ninth humour may include short tenth jokes also.
- Teacher: Joe give me a sentence starting with "I" Joe: I is...
Teacher: No, Joe. It is "I am"
Joe: Ok, I am the ninth number of the alphabet - I once had 9 different dates, the first eight we went for a meal and on the ninth it was a film. It went dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner…Batman.
- Scientists had already discovered a ninth planet 5000 times the size of Pluto years ago Your Mum
- I really don't understand why people tell 9/11 jokes. What happened on the ninth of November?
- ''Hey kid, do you know which dwarf planet used to be the ninth planet?'' ''I know...it's Goofy!''
''...What?''
''Isn't it named after a dog in Disney?'' - When the UPS guy asked if I wanted the feathers under a birds exterior layer delivered to me, I responded with ELO's ninth track on the album discovery
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Ninth One Liners
Which ninth one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ninth? I can suggest the ones about number 9 and eighth.
- There is no month that is the ninth month of the year Exceptember
- What song is ninth out of eleven of all time? Dust in the wind.
Comical Ninth Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about ninth you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sixth jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ninth pranks.
Teacher: tell me a sentence that starts with an "I"
Teacher: tell me a sentence that starts with an "I"
Student: I is the...
Teacher: stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: okay! I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Teacher: Paul. Give me a sentence beginning with "I".
Teacher: Paul. Give me a sentence beginning with "I".
Paul: I is the...
Teacher: No, Paul . You must say "I am" not "I is."
Paul: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Teacher: Tell me the sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I". Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
In an English class...
Teacher: David, give me a sentence starting with "I."
David: I is...
Teacher: No, David. You must always say "I am."
David: Oh right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I"?
In the classroom the teacher is asking a student to do something.
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with "I."
Student: I is the ...
Teacher: Stop! Never put "is" after "I." Always put 'am' after "I."
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
9 is enough.
Shortly after having her ninth baby, an Irish Catholic woman runs into her parish priest.
He congratulates her on the new offspring and says, "Nine children is certainly a full house."
"Well," she replies, "I don't know how I get pregnant so often. It must be something in the air."
"Yes," says the priest, "your legs."
Be verbs.
The teacher asked the class to stand one by one and compose a simple sentence using appropriate be verbs.
"She is beautiful", said Kate.
"My dogs are fat", shouted Mark.
"I is...", stuttered Joe when the teacher interrupted.
"You always say 'I am'. Never say 'I is'", said she.
As fast as he could, Joe uttered,
"I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Tell me a sentence
Teacher: Tell me a sentence
that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the..
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is'
affer an I. Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter
of the alphabet.
Careful what you wish for!
I don't think I ever got over
my grandmother's death when I was a kid.
My grandmother died from a heart attack
during my ninth birthday party.
Literally while she was eating cake.
And I guess that must have s**... me up a little bit.
I mean, I still have birthday parties.
But now I'm just careful what I wish for.
—Anthony Jeselnik
A teacher was teaching sentences in school.
"Wendy," she says. "Say a sentence that starts with the letter I."
"I is..." Wendy says before she gets cut off by the teacher.
"No, it is 'I *am,*' not 'I is.' Try again," the teacher corrects.
"Okay... I *am* the ninth letter of the alphabet," Wendy says.
Funny Classroom Jokes
Teacher to student: Make a sentence using the word I
Student: I is..
Teacher: No that is not correct, you should say I am
Student: Ok. I am the ninth letter in the Alphabet !
Teacher to student
Teacher to student: Make a sentence using the word I
Student: I is..
Teacher: No that is not correct, you should say I am
Student: Ok. I am the ninth letter in the Alphabet !
My mom said that every day that has the number "one" in it, we can go on the computer, weird rule, but oh well, I have no choice but to follow it.
The first comes around, I ask my mom if I can go on the computer, she said no. I'm confused now, then the second comes, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth, eleventh. I ask her again. No, twelfth, nope! I sit on the couch.
I sigh. "Maybe one day I'll get to go on the computer."
My mother replies, "that's the plan."
There are 10 types of people in the world
Those in the first decile,
Those in the second decile,
Those in the third decile,
Those in the fourth decile,
Those in the fifth decile,
Those in the sixth decile,
Those in the seventh decile,
Those in the eighth decile,
Those in the ninth decile,
And finally, those in the tenth decile.
Kids are the best..
Teacher: Quvenzhané, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
Quvenzhané: I is...
Teacher: No, Quvenzhané...... always say, 'I am.'
Quvenzhané: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'
A Prince Under A Spell
A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn't speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on.
One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking for two whole years so he could call her my darling. But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so he waited three more years. At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him, so he waited another four years.
Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said, My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?
And the lady said, Pardon?
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A man sits next to a blonde on an airplane...
He says to the blonde, knowing he could outsmart her, If I give you a question you cannot answer, you must pay me $10.
But if you give me a question I cannot answer, I will pay you $100.
She agrees, and the man asks his question.
What is the ninth digit of pi?
She says, I have no idea , and hands the man $10. She continues, What has three legs, four eyes, and is nocturnal?
The man responds, after thinking for a good minute, I have zero clue and hands the woman $100.
What was the answer to that question, by the way?
The woman responds, I don't know , and hands the man another $10.
A prince under a spell
A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn't speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on.
One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking for two whole years so he could call her my darling. But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so he waited three more years. At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him, so he waited another four years.
Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said, My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?
And the lady said, Pardon?
A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year.
If he didn't speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on.
One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking for two whole years so he could call her my darling. But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so he waited three more years. At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him, so he waited another four years.
Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said, My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?
And the lady said, I'm gay"
