Nintendo Switch Jokes
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Short nintendo switch jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nintendo switch humour may include short nintendo wii jokes also.
- How many Nintendo fans does it take to change a lightbulb? Who knows? They're all too busy playing with the switch.
- My wife left me because I bought the new Nintendo, but I'm not even upset... ...it was time for a Switch.
- I had high expectations for doing great things in 2020. Instead I'm stuck at home jacking off and playing Nintendo. The old 'bate and Switch.
- So, Nintendo's stopped production of the Wii U and are producing their new console. Looks like they decided it's a good time for a Switch.
- Nintendo was going to convert a car factory to manufacture their new console. But the factory owner didn't want to make the switch.
- Why does the Nintendo switch come with a dock? Because of all the ports
(Told to me by my wife) - The Nintendo DS' cheaper version was the DS Lite. A cheaper Nintendo Switch would be The Nintendo Lite-Switch
- I used to have 100 gaming consoles, until somebody stole my Nintendo Switch Now I have 99 consoles, but a Switch ain't one.
- When Nintendo come out with a new version of the switch will the current one become... The old switcheroo!
- My wife bought me a Nintendo switch for Christmas. In a few years I'll have enough parts to build a whole console.
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Nintendo Switch One Liners
Which nintendo switch one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nintendo switch? I can suggest the ones about wii u and gaming console.
- What happens when old Nintendo consoles become obsolete? People Switch.
- What do you call a transgender Japanese person? A Nintendo switch.
- What will happen if someone robs a Nintendo Switch factory? WIIU WIIU WIIU WIIU
- Nintendo Switch to PC.
- What's Adrian Peterson's favorite gaming system? Nintendo Switch
- Why did the Nintendo switch player cross the road? To render the buildings.
- A man went fishin and tied a nintendo console to his line classic bait'n Switch
- Do you know what's more secure than clinton's email servers? What the nintendo switch is.
- I love the new Nintendo console I mean come on guys. Switch to it
- What do you call a golden Nintendo switch Auswitch
- What's Adrian Peterson's favorite video game console? Nintendo Switch
- Nintendo switch's launch Japan's revenge after hiroshima
- Nintendo Switch should have been called... Swiitch.
- What did Adrian Peterson get his kid for their birthday? A (Nintendo) Switch!
- What do you get when you run out of ideas? Nintendo Switch.
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I was seriously depressed after a recent loss. My GF bought me an Xbox
But that didn't help. So she tried a Playstation - no luck there either. She ended up going through everything from a Sega Master System to a Nintendo Switch, but nothing helped - turns out I was just inconsolable
What is 10 blocks long and never had s**...?
The line for the Nintendo Switch
After a Year of use I can say without a doubt that the Nintendo Switch is the perfect console for Me
The Nintendo Sub was too under powered and the Nintendo Dom is more than I can handle.......
Did you hear that the new Nintendo Switch controllers were a scam?
Turns out that they were a joy con.
I was playing Arms on my Nintendo Switch and my teacher told me to put it away.
"But I have the right to bear Arms!"
I like to switch things up in bed
Now I'm sleeping on the couch. Good thinking from Nintendo though. I can play here too.
Today, I gave my son an Nintendo Switch
Swapping him for a GameCube was the best thing I ever did
Friends are making visual puns
One draws a box with an x on it
"its obviously xbox"
Another draws a station with play on it
"of course its playstation"
Another one draws two people with arrows pointing to eachother with one having nintendo on his shirt.
"its nintendo switch"
Finally one draws a girl with multicolored hair.
"its pc"
