Nintendo Jokes

Funniest Nintendo Short Jokes

Short nintendo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nintendo humour may include short nintendo switch jokes also.

1. How many Nintendo fans does it take to change a lightbulb? Who knows? They're all too busy playing with the switch.
2. Oh no! Someone got seriously injured at the Nintendo headquarters! Call an ambulance! Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...
3. My wife left me because I bought the new Nintendo, but I'm not even upset... ...it was time for a Switch.
4. What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl? Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
5. Today I found out that King Charles is a gamer, and mostly plays Nintendo games. He knows how to properly use the royal Wii.
6. Some people say that Nintendo has no 3rd party games... They have obviously never heard of Mario Party 3
7. So, Nintendo's stopped production of the Wii U and are producing their new console. Looks like they decided it's a good time for a Switch.
8. Nintendo was going to convert a car factory to manufacture their new console. But the factory owner didn't want to make the switch.
9. Apparently, Nintendo opened a hospital recently. Oh, hey, I can hear their ambulance driving by now!
   Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U...
10. I went to Nintendo to pitch them my idea for a new Zelda game where Link is an herb trader… They told me it was Hylian likely that they would make the Hero of Thyme.

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Nintendo One Liners

Which nintendo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nintendo? I can suggest the ones about nintendo wii and console.

1. The Nintendo 64 turned 18 today Now you can legally blow the cartridges.
2. I hate autocorrect... It always makes me say things I don't Nintendo.
3. Oh no, here come the Nintendo police! Wii U, Wii U, Wii U
4. What happens when old Nintendo consoles become obsolete? People Switch.
5. Luigi asks his brother what that Nintendo avatar is called Mario says It's a Mii.
6. What sound does a Nintendo police car make? Wii-U Wii-U Wii-U
7. I bought A Nintendo that turned out to be fake It was a Pretendo.
8. What do you get when you mix Nintendo and Japanese cars? Super Honda Odyssey
   I'm sorry
9. What was the Soviet Union's favorite videogame system? The Nintendo We
10. This new censorship by Nintendo is horrible.... [wiimoved]
11. The President of Nintendo Died... The ambulance went WII U, WII U, WII U
12. I accidentally bought a broken Nintendo console I had to get a Wiifund
13. Nintendo is releasing a micro transaction mobile platformer Pay Per Mario
14. What do you call a transgender Japanese person? A Nintendo switch.
15. I once heard a joke about the Nintendo Wii It wasn't really funny but I still nunchuckled

Nintendo Switch Jokes

Here is a list of funny nintendo switch jokes and even better nintendo switch puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why does the Nintendo switch come with a dock? Because of all the ports
  (Told to me by my wife)
• The Nintendo DS' cheaper version was the DS Lite. A cheaper Nintendo Switch would be The Nintendo Lite-Switch
• I used to have 100 gaming consoles, until somebody stole my Nintendo Switch Now I have 99 consoles, but a Switch ain't one.
• When Nintendo come out with a new version of the switch will the current one become... The old switcheroo!
• My wife bought me a Nintendo switch for Christmas. In a few years I'll have enough parts to build a whole console.
• What will happen if someone robs a Nintendo Switch factory? WIIU WIIU WIIU WIIU
• After a Year of use I can say without a doubt that the Nintendo Switch is the perfect console for Me The Nintendo Sub was too under powered and the Nintendo Dom is more than I can handle.......
• Did you hear that the new Nintendo Switch controllers were a scam? Turns out that they were a joy con.
• I was playing Arms on my Nintendo Switch and my teacher told me to put it away. "But I have the right to bear Arms!"
• I like to switch things up in bed Now I'm sleeping on the couch. Good thinking from Nintendo though. I can play here too.

Nintendo Wii Jokes

Here is a list of funny nintendo wii jokes and even better nintendo wii puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Nintendo is looking into trying the police force. There Nintendo cop cars go "Wii U Wii U Wii U"
• I was telling dad about the Nintendo wii How people have launched the wii control across the room accidentally. Dad responded " guess they dont have bladder control".
  Cheers
• Nintendo recently found a truck that was stolen in 2015 and all the Wii games were still in the trailer. They released them for sale at only $59.99.
• What console should have only had multiplayer? Nintendo's wii
• What did the Nintendo Wii do when he stopped working? Wii-tired
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  bonus: In Wii-sconsin
• I was going to make a Nintendo joke... But it was a Wii too hard for Mii to think it up...
• When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games? The Wii hours of the morning.
• I don't think Nintendo marketed the Wii U properly, everyone just thought it was an add-on to the Wii because of the poor name choice They honestly should have...
  Wii-named it
• Thai-English bilingual Nintendo joke What does a Thai man say when he can't find the coffee mug from which he always drinks while customizing his avatar on his Nintendo Wii?
  *Mai mii khap!*
• What did Nintendo do when they found out their consoles had a defect? They issued a wii-call

Nintendo Mario Jokes

Here is a list of funny nintendo mario jokes and even better nintendo mario puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What was the only Nintendo series to really fall flat? Paper Mario
• Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.

Nintendo 64 Jokes

Here is a list of funny nintendo 64 jokes and even better nintendo 64 puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I like my women like I like my Nintendo........ 64
• Relationships are like a Nintendo 64 They bring you hours of happiness and any problems can be solved by pulling it out and blowing on it
• Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.

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