nintendo Jokes

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The Nintendo 64 turned 18 today

Now you can legally blow the cartridges.

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The Nintendo 64 turns 18 this week...

Which means you can now legally blow the cartridges.

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The nintendo 64 turned 18 last month

Which means you can now legally blow the cartridges

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I hate autocorrect...

It always makes me say things I don't Nintendo.

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Oh no, here come the Nintendo police!

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U

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My wife left me because I bought the new Nintendo, but I'm not even upset...

...it was time for a Switch.

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Damn autocorrect...

It's always making me say things I didn't Nintendo

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What is 10 blocks long and never had sex?

The line for the Nintendo Switch

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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God damn auto correct...

Always making me say things I didn't Nintendo

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Some people say that Nintendo has no 3rd party games...

They have obviously never heard of Mario Party 3

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My Mom recently found out that I've been looking at Nintendo porn on the family computer

It would have been my little secret, but I forgot to delete my Bowser history

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Apparently, Nintendo opened a hospital recently.

Oh, hey, I can hear their ambulance driving by now!

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U...

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Nintendo was going to convert a car factory to manufacture their new console.

But the factory owner didn't want to make the switch.

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Why does the Nintendo switch come with a dock?

Because of all the ports

(Told to me by my wife)

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Autocorrect made me say things...

...I didn't Nintendo.

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They say Nintendo doesn't make third party games...

*Pulls out Mario Party 3*

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Nintendo is looking into trying the police force.

There Nintendo cop cars go "Wii U Wii U Wii U"

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What do you get when you mix Nintendo and Japanese cars?

Super Honda Odyssey

I'm sorry

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This new censorship by Nintendo is horrible....

[wiimoved]

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The Nintendo DS' cheaper version was the DS Lite. A cheaper Nintendo Switch would be

The Nintendo Lite-Switch

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What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.

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What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

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The President of Nintendo Died...

The ambulance went WII U, WII U, WII U

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A talk between video game consoles...

NINTENDO: Do you remember when we were the video consoles all people wanted to have?
SEGA: I do.
ATARI: I have no memory.

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Nintendo is releasing a micro transaction mobile platformer

Pay Per Mario

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Someone smeared poo on my old gaming system.

Now it's a Nintendo BS.

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What do you call a transgender Japanese person?

A Nintendo switch.

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I once heard a joke about the Nintendo Wii

It wasn't really funny but I still nunchuckled

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Auto-correct simply means you end up saying stuff that you didn't Nintendo.

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When Nintendo come out with a new version of the switch will the current one become...

The old switcheroo!

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Why does Nintendo require an online subscription to finish Final Fantasy VII?

Cloud saves.

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I don't get all the fuss about Nintendo Labo.

Papa John's has been selling cardboard for over 30 years.

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What's the difference between nymphomaniacs and Nintendo fans?

Nothing - they both lose their shit when they hear the word "smash".

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What type of overalls does Mario from Nintendo wear?

DenimDenimDenim

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