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Check out these hilarious Nintendo jokes and puns that you can share with your friends who love playing Nintendo Switch, Nintendo 64, WiiU, or any of the classic Nintendo consoles. Make sure you have a few Atari puns in the back pocket too! Check out nintendo Deez Nuts and Nintendo Power Zelda for some of the funniest Nintendo related jokes and puns.

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Funniest Nintendo Short Jokes

Short nintendo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nintendo humour may include short nintendo switch jokes also.

  1. The Nintendo 64 turns 18 this week... Which means you can now legally blow the cartridges.
  2. How many Nintendo fans does it take to change a lightbulb? Who knows? They're all too busy playing with the switch.
  3. Oh no! Someone got seriously injured at the Nintendo headquarters! Call an ambulance! Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...
  4. My wife left me because I bought the new Nintendo, but I'm not even upset... ...it was time for a Switch.
  5. What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl? Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
  6. Today I found out that King Charles is a gamer, and mostly plays Nintendo games. He knows how to properly use the royal Wii.
  7. I had high expectations for doing great things in 2020. Instead I'm stuck at home jacking off and playing Nintendo. The old 'bate and Switch.
  8. Some people say that Nintendo has no 3rd party games... They have obviously never heard of Mario Party 3
  9. So, Nintendo's stopped production of the Wii U and are producing their new console. Looks like they decided it's a good time for a Switch.
  10. Nintendo was going to convert a car factory to manufacture their new console. But the factory owner didn't want to make the switch.

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Nintendo One Liners

Which nintendo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nintendo? I can suggest the ones about nintendo wii and games.

  1. The Nintendo 64 turned 18 today Now you can legally blow the cartridges.
  2. I hate autocorrect... It always makes me say things I don't Nintendo.
  3. Oh no, here come the Nintendo police! Wii U, Wii U, Wii U
  4. What happens when old Nintendo consoles become obsolete? People Switch.
  5. Luigi asks his brother what that Nintendo avatar is called Mario says It's a Mii.
  6. What sound does a Nintendo police car make? Wii-U Wii-U Wii-U
  7. I hate autocorrect It makes me say things I didn't Nintendo
  8. I really hate it when... ...autocorrect makes me say things I didn't Nintendo.
  9. I bought A Nintendo that turned out to be fake It was a Pretendo.
  10. What do you get when you mix Nintendo and Japanese cars? Super Honda Odyssey
    I'm sorry
  11. What was the Soviet Union's favorite videogame system? The Nintendo We
  12. Autocorrect made me say things... ...I didn't Nintendo.
  13. They say Nintendo doesn't make third party games... *Pulls out Mario Party 3*
  14. What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make? Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.
  15. This new censorship by Nintendo is horrible.... [wiimoved]

Nintendo Switch Jokes

Here is a list of funny nintendo switch jokes and even better nintendo switch puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why does the Nintendo switch come with a dock? Because of all the ports
    (Told to me by my wife)
  • The Nintendo DS' cheaper version was the DS Lite. A cheaper Nintendo Switch would be The Nintendo Lite-Switch
  • I used to have 100 gaming consoles, until somebody stole my Nintendo Switch Now I have 99 consoles, but a Switch ain't one.
  • When Nintendo come out with a new version of the switch will the current one become... The old switcheroo!
  • What do you call a transgender Japanese person? A Nintendo switch.
  • My wife bought me a Nintendo switch for Christmas. In a few years I'll have enough parts to build a whole console.
  • What will happen if someone robs a Nintendo Switch factory? WIIU WIIU WIIU WIIU
  • After a Year of use I can say without a doubt that the Nintendo Switch is the perfect console for Me The Nintendo Sub was too under powered and the Nintendo Dom is more than I can handle.......
  • Did you hear that the new Nintendo Switch controllers were a scam? Turns out that they were a joy con.
  • I was playing Arms on my Nintendo Switch and my teacher told me to put it away. "But I have the right to bear Arms!"

Nintendo Wii Jokes

Here is a list of funny nintendo wii jokes and even better nintendo wii puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Apparently, Nintendo opened a hospital recently. Oh, hey, I can hear their ambulance driving by now!
    Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U...
  • Nintendo is looking into trying the police force. There Nintendo cop cars go "Wii U Wii U Wii U"
  • I was telling dad about the Nintendo wii How people have launched the wii control across the room accidentally. Dad responded " guess they dont have bladder control".
    Cheers
  • What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make? Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u
  • The President of Nintendo Died... The ambulance went WII U, WII U, WII U
  • I once heard a joke about the Nintendo Wii It wasn't really funny but I still nunchuckled
  • Nintendo recently found a truck that was stolen in 2015 and all the Wii games were still in the trailer. They released them for sale at only $59.99.
  • What console should have only had multiplayer? Nintendo's wii
  • What did the Nintendo Wii do when he stopped working? Wii-tired


    bonus: In Wii-sconsin
  • I was going to make a Nintendo joke... But it was a Wii too hard for Mii to think it up...
Nintendo joke, I was going to make a Nintendo joke...

Nintendo Mario Jokes

Here is a list of funny nintendo mario jokes and even better nintendo mario puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Nintendo is releasing a micro transaction mobile platformer Pay Per Mario
  • What was the only Nintendo series to really fall flat? Paper Mario
  • What type of overalls does Mario from Nintendo wear? DenimDenimDenim
  • Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
  • Nintendo has explicitly banned Chris Pratt from using method acting for the Mario movie They have warned him that eating shrooms on set is both unprofessional and i**....

Nintendo 64 Jokes

Here is a list of funny nintendo 64 jokes and even better nintendo 64 puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I like my women like I like my Nintendo........ 64
  • Relationships are like a Nintendo 64 They bring you hours of happiness and any problems can be solved by pulling it out and blowing on it
  • Relationships should be like Nintendo 64 classic... Fun to spend time with and every issue fixed by blowing and shoving it back in.
  • Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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What funny jokes about nintendo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean console jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nintendo pranks.

I want our relationship to be like a Nintendo DS cartridge. If we have any problems, take it out, blow on it, and put it back in.

what do men with erectile disfunction and nintendo cartridges have in common?

It works if you blow it before you put it in.

Auto-correct simply means you end up saying stuff that you didn't Nintendo.

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

Nintendo should come out with a sequel to X and Y...

It'll be called "The Extra Chromosome"

Nintendo just announced the first haunted tower for Pokemon GO

The New World Trade Center

Have you heard? McDonalds is partnering with Nintendo and Niantic!

Prepare for trouble
And make it a McDouble

I have 5 uncles. Scott, Daniel, Bob, Tate,

And the one that works at Nintendo.

What's Adrian Peterson's favorite gaming system?

Nintendo Switch

A talk between video game consoles...

NINTENDO: Do you remember when we were the video consoles all people wanted to have?
SEGA: I do.
ATARI: I have no memory.

Nintendo Switch

to PC.

What is 10 blocks long and never had s**...?

The line for the Nintendo Switch

Someone smeared p**... on my old gaming system.

Now it's a Nintendo BS.

What sound does Nintendo's security vehicles make?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U

I like to switch things up in bed

Now I'm sleeping on the couch. Good thinking from Nintendo though. I can play here too.

Nintendo: surely you can't come up with a worse name than Wii U

Microsoft: hold my beer

I'm like an old Super Nintendo Cartridge...

If you want me to work for you, just blow me a few times.

What do you call a Mexican portable Nintendo?

Nintendo Diaz

I just saw a French footballer trying Nintendo in the shop

I think it was Thierry on Wii

All these years of Nintendo thinking outside the box

Turns out they should've been thinking *about* the box!

Nintendo Labo plans to appeal to less frequently targeted groups, including Jewish communities and Zelda fans.

My biggest question about the Nintendo Labo cardboard kit...

Is it wii Usable?

Today, I gave my son an Nintendo Switch

Swapping him for a GameCube was the best thing I ever did

My house is haunted by Nintendo characters.

I knew I shouldn't have fooled around with that Luigi board.

Autocorrect often makes me write things I don't Nintendo

But Sony if I'm not careful

I don't get all the fuss about Nintendo Labo.

Papa John's has been selling cardboard for over 30 years.

I don't think Nintendo marketed the Wii U properly, everyone just thought it was an add-on to the Wii because of the poor name choice

They honestly should have...
Wii-named it

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play Nintendo or PS4?

Because he's an xboxer.

Saw that famous French footballer in the Nintendo store earlier

His name is thierry on wii

Why does Nintendo require an online subscription to finish Final Fantasy VII?

Cloud saves.

Who has been magically making Nintendo money?

Nintendo'S witch

What do you call Japanese Nationalism?

Nintendo Power

A Japanese Boy Is Playing His NES With His Family

The Grandfather says " I used to play Nintendo cards in the 1930's"
The Father said " I used to play with Nintendo toys in the 1960's"
The Uncle said " I used to have s**... in Nintendo love hotels in the 1970's"

Technology is crazy these days

We now have smartphones, wireless TVs, and tablets.
When I was a kid we had to blow everything. The Nintendo cartridge, the mouse with that ball inside, the priest.

I accidentally bought a broken Nintendo console

I had to get a Wiifund

Thai-English bilingual Nintendo joke

What does a Thai man say when he can't find the coffee mug from which he always drinks while customizing his avatar on his Nintendo Wii?
*Mai mii khap!*

What do you call two nintendo fans doing i**...?

Super smash bros

I saw a French footballer playing on my Nintendo Console several years ago...

It was Thierry on Wii!

I was seriously depressed after a recent loss. My GF bought me an Xbox

But that didn't help. So she tried a Playstation - no luck there either. She ended up going through everything from a Sega Master System to a Nintendo Switch, but nothing helped - turns out I was just inconsolable

I hate autocorrect.

I'm always typing things I didn't Nintendo

Nintendo joke, I hate autocorrect.

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