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Funniest Ninja Turtle Short Jokes

Short ninja turtle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ninja turtle humour may include short ninja jokes also.

  1. The Ninja Turtles went to a weapons store. They all got what they wanted except for Raphael They didn't have his sai's.
  2. I've just been robbed by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Though ironically, he wasn't wearing a mask so I don't know which one he was.
  3. Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list? Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.
  4. Why was the little boy too scared to reach into his Happy Meal for the Ninja Turtles toy? Last time he did it, he got a Splinter.
  5. What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons? Those are the wrong Sais
  6. Why do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles burn all their bank statements? Because they don't want to have a Shredder in the house.
  7. I got attacked and mugged by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle I got Attacked and mugged by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
    Ironically, he wasn't wearing a mask, so I couldn't Idenitfy him.
  8. A teenage mutant ninja turtle walks into a bar Yeah, right, like ninjas would ever be *seen* walking into a bar.
  9. Do you think the writers for all the teenage mutant ninja turtle movies had trouble deciding if Krang should be in them? Because I think it must have been a no brainer
  10. What gets the ninja turtles stuffing themselves with pizza on a good or bad day? The end of April

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Ninja Turtle One Liners

Which ninja turtle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ninja turtle? I can suggest the ones about turtle shell and tortoise.

  1. What do you call a ninja turtle with an addiction to pastries? Donutello
  2. What do the ninja turtles like to put on their toasts? Donutella
  3. What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation? A radical equation.
  4. Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?
  5. Who is the sweetest ninja turtle? It's Donut-ello
  6. What does a Ninja Turtle call its belt? ....A Ninja Girdle.
  7. What do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles call Usain Bolt? Master Sprinter.
  8. How do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles like their Islamic terrorism? RADICAL!
  9. Why do Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles often fight 4 vs 1? Because their Sensei is a rat.
  10. What is the favourite pizza base of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Sewer dough.
  11. Who is the best guitarist in the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles universe? Shredder.
  12. What do you call a black guy joining the Ninja Turtles? Niggatello
  13. Chuck Norris once flushed a c**... Three weeks later the ninja turtles were born

Charming Humor Ninja Turtle Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about ninja turtle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean turtle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ninja turtle pranks.

My 4 year old son just got me with a dad joke I hadn't heard before.

My son was playing with his teenage mutant ninja turtle action figures, and was making them fight each other.
Me: "Where are their weapons? Are they just fighting with their bare hands?"
Son: "No, they are fighting with their turtle hands."
Doesn't have a clue why I was laughing so hard.

My friend was r**... by a teenager mutant ninja turtle.

He wasn't wearing a mask, so we don't know which one did it.

A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle walks into a bar.

The bartender says, you're underage. Get the h**... out of here.

A guy goes to a fancy dress party with his girlfriend on his back....

When asked what he has come as he tells everyone, "I'm a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle of course"
"What's that on your back then???"
"Oh, that's Michele he replies"

I was r**... by a teenage mutant ninja turtle last night

But couldn't identify him to the police because he wasn't wearing a mask

A rejected Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle villain concept shows a subset of the Foot clan that acted as kamikaze pilots, attacking the turtles in their own base.

They were sewer-side b**....

Your mama is so fat...

When she visited New York the Ninja Turtles had to put in new dry wall.

One liner. I have a cold.

The stuff that's coming out of my nose could turn turtles into ninjas.

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