Nineyearold Jokes
6 nineyearold jokes and hilarious nineyearold puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nineyearold that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hilarious Nineyearold Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
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A salesman knocked on a suburban door...
...and was greeted by a nine-year-old boy puffing away on a long black cigar. Stunned for a brief moment, he managed to regain his composure and say "Good afternoon. Would your mother or father be home?" The boy took the cigar out of his mouth, flicked ashes onto the carpet, and replied "What the f*c**... do you think?"
I see your eight-year-old joke and raise you my nine-year-old joke.
Why didn't the bullet have a job?
It got fired.
Who is a cat's favorite singer?
Katty Purry. All credit goes to my nine-year-old daughter.
Gimme a White Russian, Hold The Russian.
At an all-you-can-eat buffet, my nine-year-old was excited to find a chocolate milk machine. But her aunt did not approve. Chocolate milk for dinner? she asked.
It's delicious! said my daughter.
Her aunt shrugged. Well, its 8 a.m. somewhere.
The happiest day of my life was the day my first son was born
This upset my nine-year-old daughter
A nine-year-old boy asks his mother...
'Is God male or female?' After thinking for a moment, the mother responds, 'Well, God is both male and female.'
This confuses the lad, so he asks, 'Is god black or white?'
'Well', she says, 'God is both black and white.'
This really confuses the boy, so he asks, 'Is God gay or straight?' Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to stay consistent, the mother answers, 'Honey, God is both gay and straight.'
At this the little boy's face lights up with understanding, and he triumphantly asks, 'Is Michael Jackson God?'
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