Ninetynine Jokes
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What percentage of germans are not n**...?
ninety-nine point nein nein nein nein nein nein nein percent
100 women walk into heaven
God greeted them and then said:
-If you've ever looked at your boyfriend's phone without his knowledge to see if he was talking to other women, take 5 steps forward
Ninety-nine of the women take the five steps forward, God then says
-Someone please get the deaf girl
How much does a moil get paid for circumcision?
Ninety-nine dollars plus tips.
What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?
A year in prison if there's any justice.
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