Ninetynine Jokes
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What percentage of germans are not n**...?
ninety-nine point nein nein nein nein nein nein nein percent
The Mother Superior assembles all the nuns
"This morning," she announces, "the gardener found a c**... in the rhododendron bushes!"
Ninety-nine nuns gasp in horror, one giggles "Tee-hee!"
"And it had been used!" the Mother Superior adds.
Ninety-nine nuns gasp in horror, one giggles "Tee-hee!"
"...And there was a hole in it!" says the Mother Superior.
Ninety-nine nuns giggle "Tee-hee!", one gasps in horror.
100 women walk into heaven
God greeted them and then said:
-If you've ever looked at your boyfriend's phone without his knowledge to see if he was talking to other women, take 5 steps forward
Ninety-nine of the women take the five steps forward, God then says
-Someone please get the deaf girl
I was thinking about Billy Mays the other day...
I decided he's in heaven partying like it's nineteen ninety-nine ^(plus shipping and handling.)
How much does a moil get paid for circumcision?
Ninety-nine dollars plus tips.
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