Nile River Jokes
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Short nile river jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nile river humour may include short river flows jokes also.
- An Egyptian man won't accept that he is a bad swimmer, so he jumped into the river... He's still in the Nile.
- A frog is sitting on a lily pad in the middle of what is clearly a river. He shouts to a toad on the shore, "Hey, look at me, I'm on a lake!" The toad yells back, "Naw man, you're in de-nile"
- In Egypt they started throwing gay people in the river, an Egyptian friend of mine swears he isn't gay. But he's still in the Nile.
- If an alligator lives in a river and thinks he's a crocodile There's a good chance he's in da-nile!
- After Ryan got pushed into a river, he kept yelling that he wasn't wet. He was in de-Nile.
- People kept insisting that I was swimming in the world's longest river . I couldn't believe it. I was in de Nile.
- Which word describes someone that refuses to believe that rivers can flow from south to north? de-Nile
- Two guys are walking through Africa when one of them falls in a river... "Hey, you fell in de river!" Says his friend
"No I didn't!" he says
"Oh you just in de-Nile!" - The Egyptian police arrived to arrest a tourist for trespassing. The police said, "Sir, you're in the Nile river. Come out now."
The man shouted, "I'm not in the Nile, you are!" - I told my disbelieving Egyptian friend that he was standing in a river... ...but he was in The Nile.
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Which nile river one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nile river? I can suggest the ones about ancient egypt and river.
- The egyptian man wouldnt admit he'd fallen in a river I guess he was in de Nile
- A man fell into a river. Why did he refuse help? He was in The Nile
- If rivers could speak, which river would always say no? Da Nile
- I never thought I'd be drowning in a river. I think I was in the Nile
- Why couldn't Moses believe that his mother abandoned him in the river? He was in da-Nile
- My friend fell in a river in Egypt last week, but swears he didn't. He's in De Nile.
- How long is the longest river in Africa? I don't know, but it goes on for niles!
- People who can't accept the fact that they are in Africa's biggest river are in de nile
- Told my wife she was in an Egyptian river. But she was in Da Nile
- Anyone who claims rivers flow south to north... Is in de-Nile
- What is the river of negation called? The Nile
- Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die? He was in de-Nile.
- What river will never accept the fact that it's a river? Da Nile
- My friend refused to believe that there was a river in Egypt. He was in de-Nile.
- Why is the Nile River filled with holy water? People keep blessing the rains in Africa.
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What funny jokes about nile river you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean egyptian pharaoh jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nile river pranks.
Q: Did you hear that the travel agency NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN offers the flights over the Bermuda Triangle?
A: Mostly is the trip successful for the first time, max. for the second time. Very popular is also the camping in tents near the shore of the river Nile.
Three blondes want to cross the Nile. A Golden Fish offers each of them a wish to come true
The first one wishes to swim fast. She gets to the middle of the river and the crocodiles eat her. The second one wishes to swim faster. When she gets to the middle the crocodiles eat her. The third blonde wishes to become a man. The Gold Fish turns her into a man and she says: -Thank God there's a bridge here.
An Egyptian man was told the river was too polluted to swim in.
He refused to accept the fact, and went swimming in it anyhow.
I guess you can say he was in da Nile.
Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?
because he was in Da-Nile
There was this Egyptian guy who refused to believe his boat was sinking in the longest river in the world.
He was in *Da Nile.*
Man goes to a Doctor and says "Doctor I feel like I'm swimming in an African river"
The Doctor replies "You're in de Nile."
What's the most scientific river in the world?
The nile. The bill nyel.
What do you call little rivers that run into the Nile?
JuveNile.
My friend went swimming in Egypt recently...
I said to him 'you do realize your swimming in one of the longest rivers in the world!'. He didn't believe me though, he's in de nile.
Did you hear about the guy who said there were no rivers in Africa?
He was in de-Nile.
A man gets arrested for stealing crops on the river Nile.
It's like he robbed a bank or something!
If you are grieving and jump into a river in Egypt what are you?
In da Nile (river)
There was a river...
There was a river in Egypt that no one believed existed, locally it was known as De-Nile!
*rimshot*
My joke for Thursday :)
The Egyptian couldn't understand how he ended up in the river
He was in De-Nile.
what do you call the river that cant accept the truth
de-nile
An Egyptian man was sailing down a river
When his boat started to leak. He kept on rowing further down the river, whilst more and more water started to pour in. The man ignored the problem and just continued to sail down the river. Eventually his boat was nearly fully submerged and it quickly started to sink. The man refused to come to terms with his situation and just kept trying to row down the river.
He was in de Nile
Did you hear about the Egyptian who fell in a river and wouldn't admit it?
He was in de Nile.
Why did the man who was standing in the second longest river in the world say that he wasn't?
Because he was in da Nile
The phrase the Nile isn't just a river in Egypt is true.
I mean it goes through other countries too!
On a river rafting trip in Egypt, a couple began to sink. The husband urged his wife to swim to safety before the water got too deep, but she refused to believe she was in any danger.
She was too deep in de Nile.
Old man Nile was obsessed with lakes, oceans and rivers, he died contracting hydrocephalus.
He had water on the brain