Nile Jokes
73 nile jokes and hilarious nile puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nile that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Nile Short Jokes
Short nile jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nile humour may include short pharaoh jokes also.
- What's the only animal unaffected by climate change? Egyptian Crocodiles.
Because they live in the Nile. - An Egyptian man won't accept that he is a bad swimmer, so he jumped into the river... He's still in the Nile.
- Why cant Egyptian crocodiles get through the 5 stages of grief? They keep getting stuck in de Nile
- A frog is sitting on a lily pad in the middle of what is clearly a river. He shouts to a toad on the shore, "Hey, look at me, I'm on a lake!" The toad yells back, "Naw man, you're in de-nile"
- In Egypt they started throwing gay people in the river, an Egyptian friend of mine swears he isn't gay. But he's still in the Nile.
- Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket? Because he was in de-nile
- Me: Did you know that the fish in Egypt dont believe in global warming? Friend: ....
Me: Yeah, they're in Da Nile - Why did the Egyptian go swimming as soon as his mom passed away? De Nile is the first stage of grief
- Why couldn't Moses believe that his mother abandoned him in the river? He was in da-Nile
- My friend fell in a river in Egypt last week, but swears he didn't. He's in De Nile.
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Nile One Liners
Which nile one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nile? I can suggest the ones about seine and river.
- The Egyptians claim there are no crocodiles in their country. I think they're in de Nile.
- Why is Donald Trump moving to Egypt? To live in a state of de Nile.
- There isn't a lot of water in Egypt. And if you disagree, you're in the Nile.
- They won't admit the Egypt flight crashed... ...because they're all in *da nile.*
- Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians? Because they all live in de-nile...
- The egyptian man wouldnt admit he'd fallen in a river I guess he was in de Nile
- My Egyptian friend just couldn't believe he was drowning... turns out he was in de-Nile
- A man fell into a river. Why did he refuse help? He was in The Nile
- An Egyptian farmer refuses to believe his fields had flooded... He was in De Nile.
- Where were the Egyptians during the flood? In de-nile
- If rivers could speak, which river would always say no? Da Nile
- Crocodiles in Egypt will never admit to being in love... They all live in de-Nile
- Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong? They're always in de Nile.
- I never thought I'd be drowning in a river. I think I was in the Nile
- Where do Egyptians go when people keep doubting them? Into de-Nile
Nile River Jokes
Here is a list of funny nile river jokes and even better nile river puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How long is the longest river in Africa? I don't know, but it goes on for niles!
- People who can't accept the fact that they are in Africa's biggest river are in de nile
- If an alligator lives in a river and thinks he's a crocodile There's a good chance he's in da-nile!
- After Ryan got pushed into a river, he kept yelling that he wasn't wet. He was in de-Nile.
- People kept insisting that I was swimming in the world's longest river . I couldn't believe it. I was in de Nile.
- Which word describes someone that refuses to believe that rivers can flow from south to north? de-Nile
- Told my wife she was in an Egyptian river. But she was in Da Nile
- Two guys are walking through Africa when one of them falls in a river... "Hey, you fell in de river!" Says his friend
"No I didn't!" he says
"Oh you just in de-Nile!" - The Egyptian police arrived to arrest a tourist for trespassing. The police said, "Sir, you're in the Nile river. Come out now."
The man shouted, "I'm not in the Nile, you are!" - Anyone who claims rivers flow south to north... Is in de-Nile
Cheerful Nile Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about nile you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean denial jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nile pranks.
Three blondes want to cross the Nile. A Golden Fish offers each of them a wish to come true
The first one wishes to swim fast. She gets to the middle of the river and the crocodiles eat her. The second one wishes to swim faster. When she gets to the middle the crocodiles eat her. The third blonde wishes to become a man. The Gold Fish turns her into a man and she says: -Thank God there's a bridge here.
An Egyptian man was told the river was too polluted to swim in.
He refused to accept the fact, and went swimming in it anyhow.
I guess you can say he was in da Nile.
Gosa, the village idiot
Gosa, the village idiot, is walking along the banks of the Nile when Abdullah sees him and calls across from the other side
'Gosa, the Nile is wide and mighty, and the nearest crossing is miles away, how did you get to the other side?'
Gosa, with a smile on his face, replies
'But my dear friend Abdullah, you ARE on the other side!'
Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?
Because he was in da Nile.
The oldest joke in the world: "How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?"
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
Man goes to a Doctor and says "Doctor I feel like I'm swimming in an African river"
The Doctor replies "You're in de Nile."
Who is the richest person in the Bible?
The Pharao's daughter.
She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.
I told my disbelieving Egyptian friend that he was standing in a river...
...but he was in The Nile.
What is the river of negation called?
The Nile
Be Careful of Egyptian Sharks
They can smell blood a nile away
Where do alligators that can't accept the truth go?
Da Nile
Did you hear about the hippo on trial for m**...?
He's currently in de Nile.
The Egyptian kayaker who lost his paddle
just couldn't accept the fact that
he was stuck in de nile.
Why won't Egyptian Crocodiles accept the truth?
Because they're in De Nile.
An Egyptian man was sailing down a river
When his boat started to leak. He kept on rowing further down the river, whilst more and more water started to pour in. The man ignored the problem and just continued to sail down the river. Eventually his boat was nearly fully submerged and it quickly started to sink. The man refused to come to terms with his situation and just kept trying to row down the river.
He was in de Nile
Did you hear about the Egyptian who fell in a river and wouldn't admit it?
He was in de Nile.
Why do Egyptians never believe they're drowning?
They're in de Nile
On a river rafting trip in Egypt, a couple began to sink. The husband urged his wife to swim to safety before the water got too deep, but she refused to believe she was in any danger.
She was too deep in de Nile.
I rolled my first joint last night!
Today I have an ankle the size of a football. :(
Hippopotamuses are seemingly unconcerned about the effects of climate change on their habitat
It's as if they lived in de Nile
Why don't we hear much about egyptian alcoholics?
Because they're all in the nile
3 men in a nursing home are sitting and reminiscing.
First man says, I wish I could just go pee as easily when I was younger. It's getting harder and harder to do so as the years pass.
The second guy says, I can pee just fine but I would give anything to be able to p**... with no trouble. It's getting more difficult even with fruits and veggies.
Last guy says, Oh, I have no problem with that. Every morning at 8:00 I just go like the Nile. Then at 8:30 I c**... till everything's out. Now if only I could wake up before 9:00.
There are two great financial geniuses in the Bible
One was Noah, who floated his stock while everyone else had to go into liquidation.
The other one was pharaoh's daughter, who went to the bank of the Nile and drew out a prophet.
When are Egyptian fishermen less likely to believe what their are told?
When they're in the Nile.
Who's the best businesswoman in the bible?
Pharoah's daughter; she went to the Nile bank and drew a little prophet
What is the status of a hippo that is mourning because of his recently passed wife?
In the Nile
I told my son a fun fact about the Nile
He asked me "source?"
I answered Lake Victoria
