Nikon Jokes

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Nikon Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good nikon joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My experiences working at an electronics store...

On a normal day at the shop a man walks up to me and taps me on the shoulder. I turn around with a big smile and ask "how can I help you". He says "well, I plan to shoot everyone in this store, my family and my dog" I then asked him very calmly "Sir...were you considering Nikon or Canon?"

At The Nikon Headquarters

We need random people in a room to test and sample our new lenses
"A focus group?"

My x had a Nikon breast implant

She called it her photographic mammary.

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