Nikita Jokes

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An old Soviet joke

Nikita Khrushchev and John Kennedy are chilling at a bar after a hard day of work.

"You know, Nick", says Kennedy, "Here, in the United States of America, we have a real, undisputed democracy. In my country, every citizen can come over to the White House and call John F. Kennedy a faggot freely."

"In this case", answers Khrushchev , "we have undisputed democracy too. Back in my country, every Soviet citizen can come over to the Kremlin and call John F. Kennedy a faggot as well".

Russian history joke, maybe not for everyone but my Soviet studies professor told it in class and I had to share.

Josef Stalin, Nikita Khruschev, and Leonid Bresnev are riding together on a train headed towards Communism.

Suddenly the train grinds to a halt. The three leaders are annoyed, most of all Stalin, who immediately orders the train's personnel executed. Still, the train does not move.

Khruschev stands up and tells Stalin he is wrong and his way is the best way to restart the train. He has the crew posthumously reanimated. Still, the train does not move.

Now some time has gone by and the leaders are becoming irate, that is, except for Bresnev, who now believes he knows exactly how to restart the train and arrive at Communism.

He stands up and moves to the window of the train. He lifts the curtain and says, "Comrades, the best way to make it Communism is to look out this window, and pretend the train is moving."

Which hotel chain was Nikita Khrushchev's favourite?

Premier Inn.

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