Nihilistic Jokes
31 nihilistic jokes and hilarious nihilistic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nihilistic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Nihilistic Short Jokes
Short nihilistic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nihilistic humour may include short existential jokes also.
- A nihilist, a socialist, and a neo-marxist walk into a bar and order drinks. "We don't sell alcohol to anyone under 18", says the bartender.
- How many nihilists does it take to change a light bulb? It doesn't matter. Nothing matters.
- A marxist, an anarchist, and a nihilist walk into a bar Sorry, says the bartender, we don't serve anyone under 18.
- How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb? Does it matter? I mean, does any of this even matter?
- An amoralist, a nihilist, and a world-weary cynic walk into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve minors in here.".
- Existentialist, nihilist, cynic... An existentialist, a nihilist and a tired from life cynic walk into a bar. And the bartender says: "Sorry guys, the bar's 18+ only"
- What's a nihilist's secret weapon? His futility belt.
- If a nihilist were to become a superhero... ...would they wear a Futility Belt?
- A nihilist was robbed at gunpoint. Nothing of value was stolen.
- Was gonna say a nihilist joke But nahhh it doesn't matter
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Nihilistic One Liners
Which nihilistic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nihilistic? I can suggest the ones about pessimistic and cynical.
- How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb? It doesn't matter.
- I used to hate Nihilist humor... but nothing is funny to me now.
- What did the nihilist wish for on his birthday?
- Introducing the nihilist dating agency ... for people who have nothing in common
- Want to hear a joke about a nihilist? Nah, what's the purpose?
- My nihilist best friend has poor self esteem he just doesn't believe in himself.
- Whats a nihilists favourite joke? Nevermind, it doesn't matter
- What did the nihilist say to the physicist? Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.
- What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss? "There is no porpoise."
- What did the Nihilist whisper into his lover's ear? Sweet Nothings.
- Why did the existential nihilist cross the road? Who cares.
- So I bought a nihilistic pencil It's pointless.
- What does a nihilistic Borg say? Existence is futile.
- What do you call a person who is not a nihilist? A De-nihilist.
- Why did the nihilist cross the road? It doesn't matter.
Uplifting Nihilistic Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about nihilistic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean narcissistic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nihilistic pranks.
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So I was at a conference for experimental philosophy...
and it was getting a bit dull so I turned to the guy next to me and asked
"So, what do you do?"
He lit up, eager to tell all.
"Well, I'm studying the effects of introducing rodents to Nihilistic thinking through an intricate series of signals and experiments. Nice to meet cha!"
Ah, I replied.....
Mice to Nietszche.