Nihilistic Jokes

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"*The Monitors Are Down ...*", performed live for the first time today in downtown New York City, has been praised for a unique nihilistic style and pertinent statements regarding the internet-induced apathy of today's youth.

So I was at a conference for experimental philosophy...

and it was getting a bit dull so I turned to the guy next to me and asked

"So, what do you do?"

He lit up, eager to tell all.
"Well, I'm studying the effects of introducing rodents to Nihilistic thinking through an intricate series of signals and experiments. Nice to meet cha!"

Ah, I replied.....

Mice to Nietszche.

What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

"There is no porpoise."

So I bought a nihilistic pencil

It's pointless.

What does a nihilistic Borg say?

Existence is futile.

What do they do at the nihilistic gym?

Exercises in futility

Nihilistic Kindergartners

David Bloom gained notoriety for his book Piscus Terminus: How to tell your five year old you flushed his fish down the toilet. Noted for its brute realism, the book's message led many kindergartners to spiral into a nihilistic despair, which contributed to the phenomenon of so called Kierkegaardeners , whose existential search for subjective truth in an otherwise meaningless world made birthday parties kind of a downer.

What did the nihilistic dentist say to the starving vampire?

"These teeth are pointless."

What happens when the nihilistic veggie molded?

He didn't carrot all

Some of you are giving nihilistic pessimism a bad name...

And I don't care for it.

I was going to adopt a nihilistic world view,

But there was no point.

What's the most nihilistic vegetable?


What does nihilistic alphabet soup always require?

C's to exist

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

"What is life without a porpoise?"

I'm not sure if I'm depressed

Or just nihilistic

I don't subscribe to a nihilistic attitude towards life...

It's such a pointless waste of time being like that.

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