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Funniest Nihilist Short Jokes

Short nihilist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nihilist humour may include short anarchist jokes also.

  1. A nihilist, a socialist, and a neo-marxist walk into a bar and order drinks. "We don't sell alcohol to anyone under 18", says the bartender.
  2. How many nihilists does it take to change a light bulb? It doesn't matter. Nothing matters.
  3. A marxist, an anarchist, and a nihilist walk into a bar Sorry, says the bartender, we don't serve anyone under 18.
  4. How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb? Does it matter? I mean, does any of this even matter?
  5. An amoralist, a nihilist, and a world-weary cynic walk into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve minors in here.".
  6. Existentialist, nihilist, cynic... An existentialist, a nihilist and a tired from life cynic walk into a bar. And the bartender says: "Sorry guys, the bar's 18+ only"
  7. What's a nihilist's secret weapon? His futility belt.
  8. If a nihilist were to become a superhero... ...would they wear a Futility Belt?
  9. A nihilist was robbed at gunpoint. Nothing of value was stolen.
  10. Was gonna say a nihilist joke But nahhh it doesn't matter

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Nihilist One Liners

Which nihilist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nihilist? I can suggest the ones about existentialist and theist.

  1. How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb? It doesn't matter.
  2. I used to hate Nihilist humor... but nothing is funny to me now.
  3. What did the nihilist wish for on his birthday?
  4. Introducing the nihilist dating agency ... for people who have nothing in common
  5. Want to hear a joke about a nihilist? Nah, what's the purpose?
  6. My nihilist best friend has poor self esteem he just doesn't believe in himself.
  7. Whats a nihilists favourite joke? Nevermind, it doesn't matter
  8. What did the nihilist say to the physicist? Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.
  9. What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss? "There is no porpoise."
  10. What did the Nihilist whisper into his lover's ear? Sweet Nothings.
  11. Why did the existential nihilist cross the road? Who cares.
  12. So I bought a nihilistic pencil It's pointless.
  13. What does a nihilistic Borg say? Existence is futile.
  14. What do you call a person who is not a nihilist? A De-nihilist.
  15. Why did the nihilist cross the road? It doesn't matter.

Nihilist joke, Why did the nihilist cross the road?

Amusing & Witty Nihilist Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about nihilist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean narcissist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nihilist pranks.

Nihilistic Kindergartners

David Bloom gained notoriety for his book Piscus Terminus: How to tell your five year old you flushed his fish down the toilet. Noted for its brute realism, the book's message led many kindergartners to spiral into a nihilistic despair, which contributed to the phenomenon of so called Kierkegaardeners , whose existential search for subjective truth in an otherwise meaningless world made birthday parties kind of a downer.

What did the nihilistic dentist say to the starving vampire?

"These teeth are pointless."

A nihilist walks into a bar...

There are a ton of nihilists protesting downtown today...

They're part of the #NoLivesMatter movement.

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

"Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

So I was at a conference for experimental philosophy...

and it was getting a bit dull so I turned to the guy next to me and asked
"So, what do you do?"
He lit up, eager to tell all.
"Well, I'm studying the effects of introducing rodents to Nihilistic thinking through an intricate series of signals and experiments. Nice to meet cha!"
Ah, I replied.....
Mice to Nietszche.

Fans around the globe are rockin' out to Mariah Carey's latest hit single ...

"*The Monitors Are Down ...*", performed live for the first time today in downtown New York City, has been praised for a unique nihilistic style and pertinent statements regarding the internet-induced apathy of today's youth.

I'm launching an app that reads out nihilist quotes.

It's aimed at a Nietzsche market

I think I might be a nihilist...

not that it matters...

Why did the Existential Nihilist cross the road?

No reason.

A nihilist walks in to a bar

There is no point to this joke, your life is a lie, nothing is real

What do they do at the nihilistic gym?

Exercises in futility

There's actually very little demand for nihilist merchandise.

I guess it's a Nietzsche market.

How do you pronounce nihilist? Like Ni-Hil-List? Or Nigh-Hill-Ist?

Never mind. It doesn't matter.

I was going to adopt a nihilistic world view,

But there was no point.

What's the difference between an apathist and a nihilist?

Nobody cares, it doesn't really matter

What happens when the nihilistic veggie molded?

He didn't carrot all

What is a Nihilist?

Someone who studies rivers in Egypt.

I've never really liked how I'm a nihilist, so I'm trying to be something else.

I guess you can say I'm a denihilist.

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