Nighttime Jokes

Nighttime. You're alone on a small boat at sea, hours away from any land. All you brought with you is a pack of cigarettes. You wanna smoke, but realize you forgot a lighter. What do you do?

You just take out a cigarette, throw it off the boat into the water... thus, making the boat a cigarette lighter.

I've been experimenting recently with nighttime hunting

But I'm used to hunting in the daytime so this is just a shot in the dark

A pilot is coming in for a nighttime landing...

He decides to mess around so he turns off his lights and says to the tower:
"Guess who?"
The tower replies by turning off the runway landing lights and says:
"Guess where?"
(from my old flight instructor) :)

Why was the nighttime sad?

Because now it was mourning.

I may not be perfect. Sometimes I'm impatient and hot-tempered. Sometimes I can be hurtful without meaning to. But at the end of the day, it's nighttime.

My Car Won't Drive At Night

The service department of a BMW dealership took a call. The customer stated that his car, a 380i, will not drive at night.
The advisor, flummoxed at this, asks for more detail.
"You see," the owner replies, "when it is daytime, I put the car in 'D' and it drives like a dream."
"But when I put it in 'N' for Nighttime....'"

Nighttime joke

What does Mr. Sandman do to all the sleepy children at night?
He kidnaps them.