Nigger Jokes

What are some Nigger jokes?

How does a racist laugh?

He sniggers.

I Went To The Patent Office.

I went to the Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.

I said, "A folding bottle."

She said, "Okay. What do you call it?"

"A Fottle."

"What else do you have?"

"A folding carton."

"What do you call it?"

"A Farton."

She sniggered and said, "Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds kind of crude."

I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.

A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam.

'Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'
A smart-arsed guy at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'
The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering.
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I suppose you'd have to write with your other hand'.

One day a dad gets a call and is told his son has been using dirty language.

When he gets home that night, he sits down with his son.

"Son," he says, "You know this isn't acceptable behavior. Now I want you to tell me all the dirty words you know."

His son says "Well Dad, I know the S word, I know the B word, and I know the M word."

His dad asks "What's the S word?"

His son says "Stupid."

The father is taken aback but pushes on. He asks "OK, what's the B word?"

His son says "Bad."

His father is starting to feel relieved and a faint smile is playing at his lips. With a kind, fatherly smile he asks "And what's the M word?"

His son says "MotherwhoringSpicnigger."

Kirk breaks his arm and goes to see Doctor McCoy.

McCoy starts to snigger and says, "Well James, you may not be laughing on the outside, but on the inside you're cracking up!"

"Funny, Bones", replies Kirk with a smirk.

"Actually James", says McCoy, checking Kirk's arm, "your humerus!"

What's sniggers without the s?

Snigger.

In three seconds, anagram the word SNIGGER into a derogatory term for a group of people based on a distinct physical trait.

The word we were looking for is GINGERS. You monster.

"I always feel so self-conscious when I'm out in public," I told my girlfriend.

"Don't worry, you aren't that ugly," she sniggered.

I said, "No, but you are."

Saying sniggers isn't very politically correct

I now say laughrican americans.

What are Quentin Tarantino's favorite chips?

Salt and vinigger

Incontinentia Buttocks joke

Pontius Pilate: 'I will not have my fwends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...'

[A guard sniggers]

Pontius Pilate: '...Dickus?'

[More sniggering]

Pontius Pilate: 'What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... Biggus...'

[Sniggering]

Pontius Pilate: '...Dickus?'

[Both guards snigger]

Pontius Pilate: 'He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks.'

How does a black man laugh?

They snigger.

What do you call a Middle Eastern bodybuilder?

Arnold Sandnigger.

What do you call someone who has sex with a dead black person?

a niggerphiliac

Who do you get if you cross Arnold Schwarzenegger with Michael Jackson?

Michael Wasanigger

What do you call a muscular black man?

Arnold Schwarzenigger

Why are sprinklers so racist?

Because they go niggerniggerniggerniggernigger chinkchinkchinkchink

What is it called when the racist terminator needs a black man?

Arnold's ShortsANigger

What do you call a black terminator?

Arnold SchwarzeNigger

What do you call a smiling black man?

Snigger.

So, its blasphemy you want? Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a sand-nigger.

How do black people laugh

They snigger

The racist chainsaw

when you turn it on it will roar out "RUNNN-niggernigger!"

What charge does a gangster electron have?

Niggertive

My favourite word is snigger

It allows me to be sracist without speople sthinking I'm a sbad sperson

What's another name for a cocoon?

Ninigger

What is the favourite chocolate bar of black people?

Sniggers

What do you call a sour black man?

Vinigger.

What do you call a slave snickers bar

Sniggers

How do you call Niggeria leaving EU?

blackout

NSFW - What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Michael Wazanigger

Why does a black man feels sleepy after a big meal?

Because the guy had Niggeritis.

Like a well oiled machine

Nigger69

What did the racist cannibal have for breakfast?

Nigger-o's

Senior at airport counter: "Ticket to Pepsi Cola, please."

Clerk tries not to snigger. "You mean Pensacola, sir."
"Whatever."

Why wife said she didn't care what I named our daughter

So I called her bluff

And named her niggerfaggot

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