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Racist joke

A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"

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A Chinese guy walks into a bar and sees a Black bartender.

The Chinese man goes up to the bar and says,

"Give me a jigger, nigger."

The bartender, taken aback replies,
"Man, that's not cool. You can't just walk in here and say that to me."

The Chinese guy just smiles from ear to ear.

"Give me a jigger, nigger!"

The bartender says, "How would you like it if you were behind the bar and I just walked up to you and said something like that?"

The Chinese man shrugs, "I wouldn't care at all."

So the two switch places. The Black guy makes his way outside, comes back in, walks up to the bar and says,

"Give me a drink, chink!"

The Chinese guy replies, "I'm sorry, we don't serve niggers here."

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A collection of racist jokes

**THESE ARE OFFENSIVE, GET OVER IT!**

What's white on top and black on the bottom?

Society.

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My grandfather died an a concentration camp...

He fell of a guard tower.

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What do you do If you see teeth flying around your room at night?

Switch on the light and punch that nigger in the face.

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How many Jews can you fit in a trunk?

23 shovels.

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What's faster than a black guy with a stolen TV?

His brother with the reciever.

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What's green and cuts my grass?

I can paint my nigger in whatever colour I like!

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What's faster than the speed of light?

A Jew with a coupon.

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How tall was the tallest Jew?

13 foot jet of flame.

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Do you know what a turkish vagina looks like?

Ever opened a kebab?

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Why do german showers have 11 holes?

Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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*If you know any more, please let me know!*

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Chinese guy enters a bar....

And sees a black bartender. He walks up and says "Hey nigger, gimme a chigger"

The bartender says, "Hey man, that's not cool. How'd you like it of some one said something like that to you in your place of business. Come back behind the bar and let's see how you like it"

So the Chinese guy jumps over the bar and the black leaves and walk back in and says "Hey chink, gimme a drink"

The Chinese guy replies "Sorry sir, we don't serve niggers here"

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Boondocks saints joke...classic

A white guy, a spik and a black guy (nigger), yea yea, are walking down the beach and they find a lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out. The genie says "I'll give you each 1 wish".

The Mexican says "I weesh for all my Mexican hermanos and hermanas to be back in Mehico". POOF all the Mexicans were back in Mexico.

The black guy (nigger) yea yea that's what I said, the nigger says "I wish for all my nigger brothers and sisters to be back in Africa". POOF all the blacks are gone.

The genie says "and for you?" The white guy looks at the genie and says "you mean to tell me all the niggers and spiks are out of America?" "Yes" the genie replies.

"I'll have a coke"

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Racism in the workplace

"Sorry, I'm sweating like a nigger on a rape charge."

"That's not a problem. Would you like me to ask you the question again?"

"Yes please."

"To the charges regarding racism in the workplace, do you plead guilty, or not guilty?"

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Chalky!

So I was in a pub last week and there were a few guys playing darts near by.

I had just ordered my first pint when a large black man looked over to me and said "You! Chalky!"

I took offence to this and shouted back "Hey Fuck you nigger!". The whole place went silent.

Turns out he just wanted me to keep score on the chalkboard for the darts.

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My friend once had the GALL to call me the 'N' word, which really pissed me off.

So I told him, "Hey, ASSHOLE, think twice before calling me a nihilist, you dumb nigger."

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Why is it called Black Friday?

Because the deals are such..A nigger

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A Chinese guy walks into a bar...

...approaches the black bartender and demands, "Give me a jigger, nigger!". The bartender, obviously taken aback, responds, "Pardon me, sir? One would think, being a fellow minority, you would be the first to understand that racist comments are totally unacceptable in this day and age". The bartender continued, "I've got an idea, you get behind the bar and I'll order a drink from you". The Chinese guy agrees and steps behind the bar. The bartender walks out, then immediately returns and loudly shouts, "Give me a drink, chink!". The Chinese guy responds without missing a beat, "Sorry, we don't serve niggers."

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What do you say when you wake in the middle of the night and see your TV floating in the air?

"Drop it, nigger"

What do you say when you wake in the middle of the night and see your refrigerator floating in the air?

Not a goddamn thing. That's a HUGE nigger.

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As a white guy, it really bothers that only black people can use the word "nigger".

Thats OUR word!


I'm not racist. I just wrote a racist joke.

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Someone called me a racist the other day...

Stupid nigger.

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How do you keep niggers out of your backyard?

Hang one in the front yard.

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So there's a murder down South....

A black man was found at the bottom of a river wrapped in chains. The police arrive, along with the county sheriff, and Jesse Jackson, who had heard what happened and immediately came down.
Jesse Jackson announces to the gathered crowd, "THIS MAN HAS BEEN MURDERED!"

The sheriff looks at Jesse Jackson and replies, "This was no murder. This nigger stole so many chains he couldn't swim across the river!"

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If I had a nickel for every racist thing I've said...

I would be able to buy a Nigger

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Asian Guy Walks in to a Bar

A Asian guy walks in to a bar and standing behind the counter is a black bartender. The Asian guy walks up to the bar and says

"Give me a jigger, nigger"

The black guy looks displeased and reprimands the Asian for using that language in his bar, but serves him anyways.

The Asian guy finishes his first drink and says

"Another jigger, nigger"

The black guy responds

"I'm getting tired of you speaking like this to me, I'll serve you one more but next time you're out"

The Asian finishes this drink and once again says

"Give me a jigger, nigger"

The bartender is furious now and says

"OK that's enough, you go behind the bar and I want to see how you like this treatment"

So the Asian goes behind the bar and the black bartender walks up to him and says

"Give me a drink, chink"

The Asian looks at him and says

"Ohhh sorry, we no serve nigger here"

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What do you get when you breed a nigger with a octopus?

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Bartender....

Mexican sits down at the bar...says to black bartender....hey nigger give me a beer. The bartender begrudgingly gives him a beer...later .hey nigger give ma another beer. this goes on for three more beers. Finally the bartender yells..why the racism I'm just doing my job...How about we trade places and see how you like it? So they trade places...black guy says Hey beaner gimmie a beer!. Mexican replies...we don't serve niggers in her.

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Who wins? (Offensive)

A nigger, a faggot, and a jew all jump off a building to see who makes it to the bottom first. Who wins?



















Society.

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I like my niggers like I like my cream.

Whipped.

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When does a black gentleman become a nigger?







When he's out of earshot.

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Niggers walk in a bar...

Bartender be like niggers smell. They do. Niggers really do. Them should shit shower shave but then still smells like shit shower shave!!! What the fuck lol!!

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What do black people get after death?

Nigger mortis

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How many niggers do you need to clean a toilet?

Zero, it's a work dedicated for women

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Why did the selfie toaster burn the bread?

Cause a nigger was using it.

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What do black people get when they die?

Nigger Mortis

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What's long and hard on an average looking nigger?

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What do you call a gross nigger?

Slave or Ape

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What do niggers do after sex?

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What do you call Mike Tyson with no arms?

Nigger.

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What do you call a worthless piece of trash?

A nigger!

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Why did the white guy who said the word "nigger" go to the hospital?

He left in the ER

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What does the f stand for in nigger ?

freedom

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some guy said that I slur a lot when I'm drunk

I said no I don't you stupid nigger

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