Nigerian Jokes
66 nigerian jokes and hilarious nigerian puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nigerian that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of Nigerian jokes. From amusing stories about the country's politicians to funny jokes about everyday life, we've got something for everyone.
Funniest Nigerian Short Jokes
Short nigerian jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nigerian humour may include short country jokes also.
- Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. Teach a man to phish, he will become a Nigerian Prince.
- Teach a man to fish, and he'll be able to eat for a lifetime Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince.
- My wife and I had a huge argument last week. She called me gullible and financially irresponsible. I can't wait to see the look on her face when I tell her I just won the Nigerian lottery!
- The Nigerian Government is now offering a $3m reward for the safe return of the missing girls. All you need to do is provide your name, address, date of birth, bank details and mother's maiden name.
- What's the most embarrassing part about Hillary Clinton's emails? The Nigerian Prince actually came through with the money transfer.
- A Nigerian man died alone in his house, the police found 2 billion in cash there He tried to gave his money away before he died but nobody answered his emails
- New job. A nigerian man got a job at US, on his first day he shows up late for work. His boss yells, "You
should have been here at 8.30!" The man replies,
"Why? What happened at 8.30?" - There are so many Pakistanis and Nigerians in London these days The city is starting to feel a lot less Polish
- Check your emails more often Turns out my DNA ancestry results came back 100% Nigerian and I've been neglecting my royal prince cousin for years
- A Nigerian prince secretly orders a 2nd wife over the internet from Thailand. The wedding was a black-tie affair
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Nigerian One Liners
Which nigerian one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nigerian? I can suggest the ones about culture and music.
- A wise Nigerian prince once said… "I think, therefore I scam."
- What do you call a 1-year-old Nigerian kid crying? Mid-Life Crisis
- Have you tried Nigerian food? Yeah, neither have they.
- I've just been scammed by a Nigerian Prince His version of Purple Rain was abysmal.
- What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other? Wanna go phishing?
- Why do Nigerian babies cry? Midlife crisis
- A Nigerian businessman emailed me to invest in his mining business
- Who is the only person to get 15 Million dollars from a Nigerian prince? Hillary Clinton.
- Whats the only free food you will get from a Nigerian scammer? Spam.
- What's the leading cause of Nigerian immigration? The wind.
- A FREAKIN' ELEPHANT! is how a Nigerian pronounces African Elephant.
- Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy? He was having a mid life crisis.
- To the Nigerian prince I gave my password to I'm going to find you.
- Why do Nigerians never watch The Simpsons? Because they're aired after lunch
- What is Mortal Kombat fans' favorite Nigerian state? It's Kano.
Nigerian Scam Jokes
Here is a list of funny nigerian scam jokes and even better nigerian scam puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I almost fell for the Nigerian Prince Scam Jokes on them I already know Nigeria doesn't exist
Great Nigerian Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about nigerian you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dance jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nigerian pranks.
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In South Los Angeles, a fourplex was destroyed by fire. A Nigerian family of six con artists lived on the first floor, and all six died in the fire. A black Islamic group of seven welfare cheaters, all illegally in the country from Kenya, lived on the second floor, and they, too, all perished in the fire. Six Los Angeles g**... ex-cons lived on the third floor and they died as well.
One white couple lived on the top floor. The couple survived the fire.
Jesse Jackson, John Burris, and Al Sharpton were furious. They flew to Los Angeles and met with the fire chief on television. They loudly demanded to know why the Nigerians, Muslims, and gangbangers all died in the fire, and only the white couple survived.
The fire chief said, "Please don't get upset. The reason those fellow citizens survived was because they were at work."
A Brazilian, a Frenchman, and a Nigerian were in a plane. The pilot told them that they have to jump out of the plane when they find their country. The Brazilian jumped out when he saw the Christ the Redeemer statue. The Frenchman jumped out when he saw the Eiffel Tower. When it was the Nigerian's turn the pilot asked, "When will you jump?" The Nigerian put his hand outside the plane window. When he brought it back in, his watch was gone. He said, "Ah, we've reached my country."
I don't mean to brag but I'm helping a Nigerian Prince with a pretty serious financial matter. I can't really talk about it.
I invested some money with a Nigerian Prince...
he turned out to be a very successful tribute act!
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na today be today
*An American, an English man, and a Nigerian were on a ship. Suddenly the Devil appeared and said, Drop anything in the sea, if I find it I will eat u, If I can't, I will be your s**...! The American dropped a pin, the Devil found it and ate him. The English man dropped a coin, the Devil found it and ate him too. The Nigerian opened a bottle of water, poured it in the sea and said, Na today be today, go find am! .
A Nigerian man.
*A Nigerian man fainted outside Mr. Biggs (an eatery). Soon a crowd gathered around him and someone suggested, Give him some water, it will help. Hearing this, the man opened one eye and said, Commot from here, if na water I wan drink, I for go faint for water board… (Translation: Get lost! If I needed water, I would faint in front of a water facility)
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Roulette
A meeting wraps up amongst delegates in Russia. The Russian minister says to his fellow delegates, "After meetings like this, its Russian policy to drink v**... and play a round of Russian Roulette."
The Nigerian delegate asks what Russian Roulette is.
"Well I take this revolver, place a round in it, spin the chamber and fire at my temple. Then I pass it around. Each of you spins the chamber and repeats. If you die, it means you didn't have honest intentions in the meeting."
They each take their turn and live, at which point the meetings adjourn. A few months later the same group meets in Nigeria.
After their meetings the Nigerian Ambassador says "After a successful meeting in this country we like to drink Ogogoro and play a round of Nigerian Roulette."
"How do you play?" The Russian asks.
"Well I bring in 4 beautiful women. You must choose to sleep with one of them unprotected."
"That's not so bad," the Russian says "Is there a catch?"
"One of the 4 of them is h**... positive"
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Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?
A Black Adder
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Why did the Nigerian s**... bomber Boko kill himself?
Because he was Haram. *Too soon?*
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How do you give a Nigerian man an e**...?
By giving him your credit card
TIL After Nigeria was unable to win any medals in this year's Olympics, the Nigerian Sports Minister personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil.
He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.
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What do you call a Nigerian gorilla?
Boko Harambe.
(d**... out)
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What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian r**... camp?
I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.
I saw a Nigerian kid the other day crying about his dead parents....
I told him to stop wasting water
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What is the favorite ice cream of a Nigerian prince?
Ben & j**...'s Phish Food
Who gets the money?
In a room there is a poor Nigerian man, a rich Nigerian man, Santa Clause, and the Tooth Fairy. In the middle of the room there is a million dollars. Out of the 4 who gets the millions dollars?
Obviously the poor Nigerian man because the other 3 do not exist.
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Give a Nigerian a fish he'll eat for a day.
Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince and start e-mailing people.
Just received an email from a wealthy Nigerian Prince.
He told me that he doesn't have any fortune to share with me at the moment but he would appreciate if I could let him know before May 25th if I wish to continue receiving emails.
The Nigerian football team were so disappointed with Saturday's performance that they have said they will personally refund all expenses to fans who travelled to support them.
All they need to do is send bank details, sort codes & PINs, and they will transfer the money directly …
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Today I learned from a Nigerian prince, a new friend I made online, that in Nigeria it's i**... to lie if a con artist is asked whether or not he's a con artist.
I knew a woman who made a living grave robbing Nigerian princes.
Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger...
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What do you call an Indian who's a phone scammer?
Nigerian
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An American, a Brit, a Canadian, a Dane, an Ethiopian, a Frenchman, a Greek, a Haitian, an Irishman, a Jew, a Kiwi, a Lithuanian, a Mongolian, a Nigerian, an Omani, a Peruvian, a Qatari, a Roman, a Scotsman, a Uruguayan, a Venezuelan, a Western Saharan, a xenophobe and a Zimbabwean walk into a bar
The bartender says
"Im sorry, but you can't come in here without a Thai"
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Give a Nigerian a Fish and he'll get a free meal for the day.
But if you teach a Nigerian to Phish he'll become a billionaire prince that wants to make you rich.
Christmas movie surprise.
Last night I watched a Nigerian Christmas Movie and on that part when Mary (Jesus's mom) told Joseph that she's pregnant...
Joseph was surprised and shouted; Oohh Jesus Christ!!!
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I got an email from a Nigerian Prince asking me for $100,000 to help him build a business and in return I am promised 10 fold. What does he think I am a fool?
I already invested in a Prince from Qatar for half the price last week. s**... can't scam me.
