Nigerian Jokes
67 nigerian jokes and hilarious nigerian puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nigerian that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of Nigerian jokes. From amusing stories about the country's politicians to funny jokes about everyday life, we've got something for everyone.
Funniest Nigerian Short Jokes
Short nigerian jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nigerian humour may include short country jokes also.
- Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. Teach a man to phish, he will become a Nigerian Prince.
- Teach a man to fish, and he'll be able to eat for a lifetime Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince.
- My wife and I had a huge argument last week. She called me gullible and financially irresponsible. I can't wait to see the look on her face when I tell her I just won the Nigerian lottery!
- Give a Nigerian a fish he'll eat for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince and start e-mailing people.
- The Nigerian Government is now offering a $3m reward for the safe return of the missing girls. All you need to do is provide your name, address, date of birth, bank details and mother's maiden name.
- My wife keeps on calling me "gullible" and "financially irresponsible". I just can't wait to see her face when I tell her I won the Nigerian lottery.
- What's the most embarrassing part about Hillary Clinton's emails? The Nigerian Prince actually came through with the money transfer.
- Nigerian Fishing Give a Nigerian a fish and he'll eat for the day.
Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll immediately turn into a prince and start emailing people. - Give a Nigerian a fish, he will eat for a day, Teach a Nigerian how to phish and he will be a prince for the rest of his life.
- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day Teach a man to phish and he will start emailing people telling them he's a Nigerian Prince
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Nigerian One Liners
Which nigerian one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nigerian? I can suggest the ones about culture and music.
- A wise Nigerian prince once said… "I think, therefore I scam."
- Jussie Smollett will go down in history For being the first American to scam Nigerians.
- What do you call a 1-year-old Nigerian kid crying? Mid-Life Crisis
- Have you tried Nigerian food? Yeah, neither have they.
- Have you ever tried Nigerian food? Neither have they.
- I've just been scammed by a Nigerian Prince His version of Purple Rain was abysmal.
- What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other? Wanna go phishing?
- Why do Nigerian babies cry? Midlife crisis
- A Nigerian businessman emailed me to invest in his mining business
- Who is the only person to get 15 Million dollars from a Nigerian prince? Hillary Clinton.
- Whats the only free food you will get from a Nigerian scammer? Spam.
- Might be a racist What has 4 legs and a trunk?
The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk - Why was the Nigerian toddler crying? He was going through mid life crisis.
- What's the leading cause of Nigerian immigration? The wind.
- A FREAKIN' ELEPHANT! is how a Nigerian pronounces African Elephant.
Nigerian Scam Jokes
Here is a list of funny nigerian scam jokes and even better nigerian scam puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I almost fell for the Nigerian Prince Scam Jokes on them I already know Nigeria doesn't exist
- Historic moment right here Jussie smollett was the first american person to scam a nigerian
Great Nigerian Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about nigerian you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dance jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nigerian pranks.
na today be today
*An American, an English man, and a Nigerian were on a ship. Suddenly the Devil appeared and said, Drop anything in the sea, if I find it I will eat u, If I can't, I will be your s**...! The American dropped a pin, the Devil found it and ate him. The English man dropped a coin, the Devil found it and ate him too. The Nigerian opened a bottle of water, poured it in the sea and said, Na today be today, go find am! .
A Nigerian man.
*A Nigerian man fainted outside Mr. Biggs (an eatery). Soon a crowd gathered around him and someone suggested, Give him some water, it will help. Hearing this, the man opened one eye and said, Commot from here, if na water I wan drink, I for go faint for water board… (Translation: Get lost! If I needed water, I would faint in front of a water facility)
After his team was eliminated from the World Cup,
The Nigerian captain personally offered to refund all expenses that fans of his country paid for to travel to Brazil.
According to sources close to the player, he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transactions.
After Nigeria was eliminated from the world cup the Nigerian captain personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil.
He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.
New job.
A nigerian man got a job at US, on his first day he shows up late for work. His boss yells, "You
should have been here at 8.30!" The man replies,
"Why? What happened at 8.30?"
Why are all the users of Ashley Madison worried about their emails leaking? They will be millionaires when the Nigerian princes finish downloading the file.
There are so many Pakistanis and Nigerians in London these days
The city is starting to feel a lot less Polish
TIL After Nigeria was unable to win any medals in this year's Olympics, the Nigerian Sports Minister personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil.
He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.
Have you ever tasted traditional Nigerian food?
No? Neither have they.....
What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian r**... camp?
I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.
Nigerian man found dead in his apartment with 14 million dollars.
He's been trying to give it away for years, but no one believed him.
Who gets the money?
In a room there is a poor Nigerian man, a rich Nigerian man, Santa Clause, and the Tooth Fairy. In the middle of the room there is a million dollars. Out of the 4 who gets the millions dollars?
Obviously the poor Nigerian man because the other 3 do not exist.
Just received an email from a wealthy Nigerian Prince.
He told me that he doesn't have any fortune to share with me at the moment but he would appreciate if I could let him know before May 25th if I wish to continue receiving emails.
The Nigerian football team is disappointed with Saturdays performance.
They will personally refund all tickets and travel expenses to their fans. Just send them bank details, sort codes and and PIC'S to allow them to send the money directly.
The Nigerian football team were so disappointed with Saturday's performance that they have said they will personally refund all expenses to fans who travelled to support them.
All they need to do is send bank details, sort codes & PINs, and they will transfer the money directly …
A Nigerian prince secretly orders a 2nd wife over the internet from Thailand.
The wedding was a black-tie affair
An American, a Brit, a Canadian, a Dane, an Ethiopian, a Frenchman, a Greek, a Haitian, an Irishman, a Jew, a Kiwi, a Lithuanian, a Mongolian, a Nigerian, an Omani, a Peruvian, a Qatari, a Roman, a Scotsman, a Uruguayan, a Venezuelan, a Western Saharan, a xenophobe and a Zimbabwean walk into a bar
The bartender says
"Im sorry, but you can't come in here without a Thai"
Give a Nigerian a Fish and he'll get a free meal for the day.
But if you teach a Nigerian to Phish he'll become a billionaire prince that wants to make you rich.
A Nigerian man died alone in his house, the police found 2 billion in cash there
He tried to gave his money away before he died but nobody answered his emails
How many Nigerians does it take to change a light bulb?
Never mind, I forgot there was no electricity in Nigeria.
Christmas movie surprise.
Last night I watched a Nigerian Christmas Movie and on that part when Mary (Jesus's mom) told Joseph that she's pregnant...
Joseph was surprised and shouted; Oohh Jesus Christ!!!
I got an email from a Nigerian Prince asking me for $100,000 to help him build a business and in return I am promised 10 fold. What does he think I am a fool?
I already invested in a Prince from Qatar for half the price last week. s**... can't scam me.
The Nigerian football team apologize for their poor performance in yesterday's match.
They will be issuing refunds for anyone who purchased tickets. Just send in your bank details and pin number...
Check your emails more often
Turns out my DNA ancestry results came back 100% Nigerian and I've been neglecting my royal prince cousin for years
