The Best 36 Nigeria Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Nigeria jokes. There are some nigeria swe jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these nigeria argentina puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Nigeria Jokes and Puns

How do you throw a party in Nigeria?

You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

Fun fact

Nigeria has .6 people per capita.

The Nigerian Government is now offering a $3m reward for the safe return of the missing girls.

All you need to do is provide your name, address, date of birth, bank details and mother's maiden name.

Nigeria joke, The Nigerian Government is now offering a $3m reward for the safe return of the missing girls.

America has deployed a crack team of specialists over to Nigeria to try and find the missing school girls.

Britain had sent Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris and Max Clifford.

A Nigerian man.

*A Nigerian man fainted outside Mr. Biggs (an eatery). Soon a crowd gathered around him and someone suggested, Give him some water, it will help. Hearing this, the man opened one eye and said, Commot from here, if na water I wan drink, I for go faint for water board… (Translation: Get lost! If I needed water, I would faint in front of a water facility)


After Nigeria was eliminated from the world cup the Nigerian captain personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil.

He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.

Santa Claus is reading letters from kids

Santa opens first letter: Oh Peter from USA needs new iPad.

Santa opens second letter: Oh Naomi from Japan needs new Samsung phone.

Santa opens third letter: Oh Isa Ahmed from Nigeria wants me to help him to get 32 million dollars out of the country.

Nigeria joke, Santa Claus is reading letters from kids

Have you ever tried Nigerian food?

Neither have they.

somewhere in Nigeria

ugiuh

Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

I heard Hillary Clinton doesn't know how to use email

She might be able to help me with this Prince from Nigeria...

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TIL After Nigeria was unable to win any medals in this year's Olympics, the Nigerian Sports Minister personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil.

He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.

Why do Nigerian babies cry?

Midlife crisis

Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?

Wanna go phishing?

All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

Nigeria joke, All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

If Europe uses Euros....

Can Nigeria use Negros?

I saw a Nigerian kid the other day crying about his dead parents....

I told him to stop wasting water

What do you call a radical Islamist gorilla group in Nigeria?

Boko Harambe.


Have you tried Nigerian food?

Yeah, neither have they.

Nigerian man found dead in his apartment with 14 million dollars.

He's been trying to give it away for years, but no one believed him.

Anyone know the score in the Nigeria Ethiopia footy match?

Nigeria 8 - Ethiopia Didn't

Nigerian Fishing

Give a Nigerian a fish and he'll eat for the day.

Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll immediately turn into a prince and start emailing people.

In Japan they invented a machine that catches thieves

In Japan they invented a machine that catches thieves, so they took it out to different countries for a test. In USA, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves,
UK, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves,
Spain in 20 minutes it caught 25 thieves :
Nigeria in 10 minutes it caught 6,000 thieves,
Uganda in 7 minutes it caught 20,000 thieves,
Then they brought it to South Africa , in 5 minutes the machine was stolen.

A man died today.

Authorities found $27 billion dollars at his home in Nigeria... Apparently he had been trying to give it away for 15 years, but no one would respond to his emails.

When Sweden play Denmark in the World Cup the scoreboard will show SWE DEN...

I wonder what happens when Nigeria play Germany?

The Nigerian football team is disappointed with Saturdays performance.

They will personally refund all tickets and travel expenses to their fans. Just send them bank details, sort codes and and PIC'S to allow them to send the money directly.

According to reports, Argentina are picking their own team for the game against Nigeria, and are split from their coach tactics and opinions...

Sounds like it's getting Messi.

The Nigerian football team were so disappointed with Saturday's performance that they have said they will personally refund all expenses to fans who travelled to support them.

All they need to do is send bank details, sort codes & PINs, and they will transfer the money directly …

Today I learned from a Nigerian prince, a new friend I made online, that in Nigeria it's illegal to lie if a con artist is asked whether or not he's a con artist.

A Nigerian prince secretly orders a 2nd wife over the internet from Thailand.

The wedding was a black-tie affair

I almost fell for the Nigerian Prince Scam

Jokes on them I already know Nigeria doesn't exist

A Nigerian man died alone in his house, the police found 2 billion in cash there

He tried to gave his money away before he died but nobody answered his emails

How many Nigerians does it take to change a light bulb?

Never mind, I forgot there was no electricity in Nigeria.

A Nigerian businessman emailed me to invest in his mining business

The Nigerian football team apologize for their poor performance in yesterday's match.

They will be issuing refunds for anyone who purchased tickets. Just send in your bank details and pin number...

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